No one's POV
Twerk and Kyel were feeling very confident about the party and were sure that taking a break from studying or being anti social would be good for them!
I mean what could go wrong?! Nothing right!!!.... right?.... ....um.... les continue eh hehe....
Anyways Twerk and Kyel had chosen the most perfect outfits to wear to the party
And they were feeling very beautiful and confident (the fucking pic doesn't wanna work again *ugly sob*)
When they had finally arrived Baba Stevie had greeted them at the doorway, "Hey look it's my two fave twinks!" She said wrapping one of her hot cheeto dust covered fingers around her greasy hair curls
Kyel rolled his eyes already annoyed by the wig wearing hoe in front of him and Twerk just became all shy and embarrassed quickly regretting coming to the party
Twerk immediately pulled kyel by the arm off to a more private place and bent over slightly and whispered "u-um k-kyel i-I'm n-not GAH-! f-feeling s-so s-sure a-about t-this ACK-! w-whole p-party i-idea a-anymore" Twerk whispered shouted clearly nervous
Kyel could tell how nervous Twerk was just by hearing him stutter every fucking word that came out his mouth except for his random shouts that were always followed by some twitching if kyel was to be brutally honest he thought of his omega bestie as a phone on vibrate that's getting spammed with messages from annoying people sometimes...
"Sorry Twerk but it's too late to turn back now, why don't we have some drinks?" Kyel replied to Twerk while patting his back reassuringly
"Y-you know w-what your r-right! Let's g-go get d-drunk!" Twerk said confidently while dragging kyels short ass over to the alcoholic beverages
"WAAA SLOW DOWN TWERK!" kyel shouted at the twitching omega twink as he was being dragged around in his long ass dress that practically made it seem like he was floating off the ground with all the balloons in it
That's when the bitch, whore and hoe ass named Windy was watching the whole scene while laughing to her friends rad, Hidi and nacale. "Pfft look at that pathetic small as twink kyel he's such a loser!" Windy said while cackling like one of those disney villains
(disclaimer: no hate to Wendy I think she's a girlboss and I really like her character!)
Windy hated kyel bc when Stam broke up with her for the final time he admitted that he actually was in love with kyel the whole time and even though she already knew this she couldn't help but throw a hissy fit and be a bitch about it and she also didn't know what Stam saw in kyel!
(* le Sigh* I HAD to include Wendy and I decided to make her a bitch bc this is me hinting at her constant presence in style fanfic as a huge part there's nothing wrong with her being a ex but still just stop I don't care if she's not a bitch in it just stop making her a big deal she shouldn't just be seen as stans gf she is her own character aswell 🥲)
"Pfft ya I bet he can't even handle stam in bed unlike me bc I handle my alpha boyfriend!" Rad laughed out loud very obnoxiously
Windy turned to her very pissed off bc she clearly hasn't gotten over Stam and was hoping for him to show up so she could seduce him and mate with him so she could "steal her mans back" even tho he doesn't want her 😔
"stfu rad I bet they haven't even mated yet don't you remember them not being friends when we found out our sub genders they haven't spoken to each other since so there is no way that Stam and Kyel have mated yet and they never will!" Windy told rad panting after her rant
"Dayum chill gorl les go dance on the dance floor and forget about them!" Nacale said trying to calm down her angry omega friend with uneven bangs
"NO I'm going to confront that short bish at the spiked punch bowl right now!" Windy said before rushing over to the punch bowl where she saw a very drunk Twerk and Kyel drinking punch
Rad, hidi and nacale followed after her trying to stop the angry bitch who was also on her period unfortunately
"Kyel! And twerk I guess.. I've been looking all over for your pathetic short asses!" Windy sneered at the two short ass twinks bc Windy was 5,1 while Twerk was only 3,4 and Kyel was only 2,2...
"W-why *hiccup* are you l-looking for us Windy???????" Kyel responded slurring his words bc apparently ppl in fanfictions get drunk from one drink all the time "y-yeah w-why a-are y-you l-looking f-for u-us?!"... Twerk said back
"Ugh you guys are drunk from only one drink that's sad!" Windy laughed at them before continuing her bullying "you are such a pathetic twink that is so weird that not even your past best friend wants you kyel bc if he did he would have made things up already!"
After Windy said this kyel was very hurt and his owo emerald green eyes began to tear up in shame so he turned the other way to hide his tears and to wipe them away that's when Twerk got pissed..like really PISSED!
he patted on his besties back and comforted Kyel before looking back at Windy really upset "h-hey bitch! *hiccup* l-leave t-this l-little g-guy a-alone h-hes m-my *hiccup* f-friend and i-its n-not his f-fault t-that he s-stole y-your mans!!!" Twerk shouted at her
"Oh yeah what are you gonna do about it huh if I don't stop cyber and traditional bullying him >:(" Windy said offended by the usage of the word "bitch"
"I'll do this!" Twerk said with out stuttering surprisingly then all of a sudden he grabbed a near by box and threw it harshly in her direction and which the box had fallen on her crushing her and she broke through the lid with only her head sticking out and she was also very dizzy and had passed out 🤯🤯🤯
Twerk was very proud of himself and Kyel hugged him "t-thanks Twerk *hiccup* you're a g-great friend" kyel told twerk while ofc slurring his words bc they're both drunk bitches
But just then kyel started getting really bad period cramps bc he's on his period still noooo wtf why do periods ruin everything I swearrrr 😣
Bc of the pain kyel decided to leave and to go inside the bathroom where he took some Tylenol or some shit to ease the pain he checked his watch that magically appeared on his wrist and it was 4:15 am hmm weren't some alphas coming at 4? Kyel thought but his mind was very fuzzy so he didn't think to much abt it
Just then he heard a stall door creak and behind him he saw a door to one of the stalls opening
( You may be wondering how the fuck there is a whole ass bathroom in a small ass dorm but the party is being held in Tolkiens dorm which is ginormous lmao (he's a beta) )
Kyel turned around immediately just to see...........!!!
Ya you'll know next chapter its obv anyways you'll live I mean I did give yall a long ass chapter 😜
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"The scrawny homosexuals and their alphas"
Fanfiction*WARNING THIS IS A JOKE AND SATIRE* *This also includes slander to some characters so beware especially fanon characters* This will have: short or long updates, possible typos and bad grammar, homosexuals, "twinks",atrocious content and some sarcasm...
