This is me being bisexual in a nutshell plus what I do at night (I am bisexual btw :])°^°
These are things me and my girlfriend did as mcyts :)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------Dream: one little, two little, three little duckys
Techno:...Wtf dream its 3 in the morning why are you saying nursery rhymes
Dream:...one little, two little, three little Knives, four little, five little, six little in the piglins~
Techno:*Shivers in fear*
---------------------------------------------------------------------------Wilbur:*standing on a table with a knife* BACK OFF
Dream who's eating while watching the spider: pussy
---------____---------____-----------____---------____-----------Me:HURRY AND GET IN DAMN POSITION DREAM AMD SCHLATT (this was when I was making a video of her and my best friend hugging)
Schlatt: Shut the hell up your not the one getting roasted by a flame thrower
Spinal: HEY!
Dream:Kekeke HAHHHHHHH
Snapmap:GREEN BLOB HELPPP
me:..*wheeze*HELP-
----____----------____--------____-------____--------_____----Techno:Listen the LGBTQ+ community... Kinds gæ
Dream and Phil:Techno you are married to a man
Techno: IM JUST SAYING BRUH
-----_____--------____------_____-------_____------______--Wilbur: *Grabs a book*
Dream: why did you grab my yearbook?
Wilbur: To remember the cutest thing in the world
Dream: *starts to cry*
Wilbur:WHY ARE YOU CRYING DEAR!
-------_----____-------_____---------______--------______----Dream doing a rating about his simps be like
Dream:Farfadox is better than sapnap
Farfadox:SUCK IT FLAME BOI
sapnap who is making flames: Just you wait bitch
Dream:Technos dick is bigger than Wilbur so techno
Techno:...Ok
Wilbur:What?
Dream:Corpse voice is deeper than George so corpse
Corpse who recently woke up:Ight great!
George who is asleep:*snore*
Dream:I pick Farfadox, techno, corpse, Sam, ponk
Sam and ponk: you didn't even anything bout us-
The rest of the simps: TECHNOS WHAT NOW!?
----_-----_-_____----------______------_____-------_____-----Sapnap: you just said a bad word your going h e 🏒 🏒
Connor and Callahan: My mom had pictures of your dad naked
Sapnap:...:0
This is so fucking short IM GONNA BE CHILD FRIENDLY IN FLUFF AND ANGST CHAPTERS LOL
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