[A crowd of sisters and Lalo form around Lori's room]
Luna: [Horrified] Good Golly, Miss Molly! That thing's a monster!
Lalo:Monster? [Squeezes through Lucy and Lynn]
Lana: [Pushes past Lalo] Out of my way! I'm catching the monster! [Sees; disappointed] Awe, it's just a zit, but man is it huge.
Lalo: Oh, come on guys. Don't make fun. Besides I'm sure it's not that- [Sees Luan with a huge zit on her face; shocked] HOLY COW, THAT THING'S MOST UGLIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! [Luan feels more bad about it] Oops, sorry.
Lana: Can I pop it? Can I pop it? Please?
Lisa: Uh, popping that beast will spread the bacteria.
Leni: [Remembering] Wait, isn't your date with Benny today?
Luan: Yes! So I've got to get rid of this. Can you guys help me? [Everyone except Luna, Lucy and Lori nod, Lucy gives a thumbs up, and Luna shakes her head in disgust.]
Lalo:Luan, of course we'll help you. It's no fun having a zit on the day of a date. If I had a zit like that the day I was hanging out with My gems , I'd hide in my room for the rest of my life.
Luan: Not helping.
Lalo:Sorry.
[Luan looks to Lori who was unsure about the plan]
Luan:Please?
Lori: I still don't think you should worry about it, but if it's literally that important to you, I'll help.
[Luan hugs her.]
[Later, they are all in the bathroom.]
Lori:According to sixteen and a half magazine, this pimple patch should vanish your zit in five seconds or less.
Luan:Hit me.
[Puts the patch on Luan.]
Lynn:Three! Two! One! Rip it!
[Lori takes the patch off, sees the pimple is still there and throws it away.]
Luan:Did it work?
Lalo:I think it made the zit shinier.
Lisa:Predictible, [looks at the magazine] we in the scientific community refer to these ludicrous claims as... malarkey. [Luan groans] But don't fret, I've got your back.
[Later, Luan is on Lisa's table, wearing goggles, Lisa, also wearing goggles, presses a button on her tablet, and Luan finds herself at laser point.]
Mr. Coconuts: Aah.
Lalo:Lisa, I'm not sure this is a safe way to get rid of a zit.
Lisa: Of course it's safe. Especially in the hands of a skilled professional like me.
[Lisa fires the laser, it bounces off Luan's braces, Lisa's beaker, Mr. Coconuts' forehead, the floor, just as the skilled professional ducks in cover, and finally takes Luan's scrunchy off and vaporizes it.]
Luan: [Seeing that she still has the blemish.] Dang it.
Lisa:Whoopsy daisy, this skilled professional owes you a scrunchy. [Shrugs]
Mr. Coconuts: And some lumber for a new mug. [Points at his burn.]
[Next, the siblings were in the backyard. Luan was in a pool filled with cold water filled with ice.]
Luan: [Shivering] A-A-A-Are you sure about this Lalo?
Lalo:Positive. Rubellite had zits once and she told me the best way to cure it is with ice cold water. The zit feeds off your body heat. The colder you are, the smaller you're zit will get.
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The Loud house: The loud of Greed 💴
AdventureLalo loud is twin brother of Leni loud and Lincoln older brother. With a extra boy in the house how will Loud family function and survive with this king of wealth.
