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"Wheel and deal" still happens,couldn't find a reason for Lalo to get involved,same with "Snoops on" still happen like normal only it's Lola that builds a book fort not Lily))

[House during winter. The Loud family, minus Rita and Lynn, are in the living room doing various hobbies]

Lalo:Ah, a nice quiet afternoon... [Suddenly, Lynn pops up from the door.] ...is something you won't get in this house.

Lynn: Ha! My hockey tickets are here!

[The spotlight appears at Lynn, with four angels appearing to accompany her. The angels disappear, while Rita enters the house exhausted, and gives off a sign.]

Lisa: Ah! The international sign for scatter!

[The rest of the Loud family panic and attempt to escape. While Lalo remained on the couch.]

Lynn Sr.: Gotta get out of here! I gotta get out of here!

[...but Lynn stops them from doing so.]

Lynn: Hold it! Guys, I got four tickets for the biggest game of the year, and you know the rule: four of you have to come with me. It's good-

Rest of the Loud Family (Excluding Lalo): Good luck.

Lynn: Exactly! Our very own Royal Woods Jellyfish are playing the New Jersey Gaba-Ghouls. [spits on the floor.]

Lucy: Mmm... ghouls.

Lynn: No 'Mmm' Luce. This is a Jellyfish house. And a win tonight puts them in the playoffs for the first time in my life! Rowdy McQuads needs this!

Lola: Who's that, some hockey guy?

Lynn: A hockey legend. He's the GOAT!

Lalo: Rowdy McQuad is a goat?

Lynn: Not a goat. THE GOAT. Greatest of all time?

Rest of the Loud Family: Oh.

Lalo: That's some goat.

Lynn: If Rowdy and the squad are gonna pull out a win, they need my good luck, and you guys know I can't do my superstitions alone. Now, who's coming to help?

Rest of the Loud Family: Uhh...

Lori: Sorry Lynn, but your game day superstitions are way too intense.

Lynn: Yeah, that's why they work!

Lisa: Disagree. Superstitions derive from the assumption that a connection exists between co-occurring, non-related events. Ergo, superstitions are hooey.

Lynn: [Despondant] So, you're all bailing on me? [The family all look at each other.] Fine, well there's no point in going solo, so I guess I'll just miss the most important game of my life.

[Lynn Sr. couldn't take the guilt]

Lynn Sr.: Wait, I'll go with you too, LJ. [Grabs two of his kids, who try to escape.] So will Lincoln and Luan.

Lincoln: Oh, man.

Luan: Why us? I like hokey, not hockey.

Lynn Sr.: Cause you're good siblings, and you were the closest. [The two are annoyed.] I'll buy you funnel cake.

[Luan and Lincoln are intrigued.]

Lincoln: We each get our own funnel cake.

Luan: And one of those big foam fingers, my prop game needs some refreshing.

Lynn Sr.: Deal.

Lalo:We'll good luck at the game guys.

Lynn Sr:Your coming too son.

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