Cursed by Randomness

Ch.13 [ First monster, then a Hero? ]

Will:Thinking.(Or just text without speaker)
Root: Saying
Action, along with some thinking or "text"
* Character Pov * change of perspective
[ System Messages]
Announcements, radio, etc.
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*Root's Pov* (Root's office)
I'm sitting, as calmly as I can.
I couldn't sleep whole f*cking night, because someone decided to make a lot of noise and f*ck whole damn night!
Why did I have my window in direction of Training Campus. Dorm area to be specific.

I wonder, there was no contact from William, since he bought Remnant.
Maybe I should take him to an auction?
Trust and 'Debt' are one way to keep someone away from betrayal.

I also do not try and peek into Remnant, since he will notice it.
And losing trust points is bad idea, now let's see, I got few missions for him.
Few in my worlds, few in other.
I'll just give him a list.

Staff: Ma'am, it seems that Enforcer William Schweinorg is at Main Station.
Me: Perfect, fetch him for me.
Staff: Yes Ma'am.

*William's Pov* (Angelika's Dorm)

It was a crazy night, we f*cked like crazy animals.
I noticed, that window is still open, yikes.
I look around for a clock, but can't find any, I gave her cash? Lots of, shouldn't she have more furniture?
Or she simply didn't buy any? I mean, her house in BNHA, had only required basics.

Quite a hot night, don't you think?

Oh, I forgot about you for a moment, you know what time it is?

Meanie, it's 10:42Am,
Also, I recorded everything.

You didn't?

I did, I'll keep it hidden.

I.... Thanks?

That's when I hear knocking on the door.

??: Angelika please open! I wish to express my love!

I get out of bed, wall towards the door.
So that's where clock is, it's on ground by door.

I open the door, to reveal a ginger boy.

Me: What do you need?
??: I think, I mistook the rooms.
Me: Nope, did you need something from Angelika?
??: Oh, then, why are you in her room?
Me: You do realise that, I'm standing here, naked? Try to guess.
??: You don't like sleeping with your clothes?

Is he really that clueless?
Me: No, I was spending my Quality time, with my Wife.
??: W-Wife!?! But Angelika isn't married, right? Right!?!

We both hear Angelika shout from bedroom.

Angel: Will! Who is it?
Me: A ginger boy, he wanted to confess!
Angel: Oh, Close the door, I'm Married! Understand it finally!

??: I don't believe it! I want to chal-

I kick him in the knee, and close the door.
Knee broken? Check.
Door locked? Check.
Legal problems? None.
And my job is done.

I walk back to Angelika.
Me: So, why they all trying to date you?
Angel: Because they don't believe, that I'm married.

Me: I just broke that ginger boys knee.
Angel: Nice, it seems you really are besties with Nora.

I chuckle a bit.
Angel: Also, you're bit less edgy than last time.
Me: Thanks?

And we hear knocking, this time I'll at least wear underwear, or not.

Me: I'll open.
Angel: Kinky.