The Great Ruler of All (ft. Phoenix)

II: Oh, sweet comedy.

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Chapter 2

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With Naruto

    Naruto awoke with a start, realizing that something even stronger than himself had just entered their plane of existence. He gently slipped out from under Hinata's nude form, and got dressed in his seemingly unused battle gear. It was a navy blue tank top with a black biker jacket, donned with an orange outline of a dragon wrapping it. It also included black martial arts pants, with a belt to match. Finally, the badass look was completed when his now long hair went into a ponytail much like Inoichi, and he placed his feet in his orange shinobi sandals. He grabbed his sword, the Ryuujin no mai, in its sheath, and placed the sling around him so that the sword was on his back. Then he grabbed the legacy of Zabusa, the improved Kubokiribacho, now aptly named the Ninja no Hakaimono, however it went into a scroll since he couldn't properly use it yet.

    He dashed out the front door of his estate, moving faster than even the flying thunder god Jutsu could. About ninety-five miles west of Konohagakure, he found the source.
In front of him stood a vehicle. Yes, a vehicle. Your classic supply-style truck with big headlights, and a taco logo on the side. Upon closer inspection, he realized that there was nobody inside of the truck. That was when it roared to life. His momentary shock was taken advantage of, as the truck suddenly sped towards him. Immediately he dodged by simply stepping upwards, as if in a stairwell. The truck gained... a look of confusion... and tried to figure out what was holding him in the air. Eventually it gave up and shifted form.

    The truck's metal bent and swirled, like a gray and white Play-doh. Gradually, it compacted and made a humanoid shape, with nothing but gray, black, and white metallic features to tell what it was supposed to look like. Naruto immediately became enraged, yet calmly asked, "Why have you taken the Great Sage's form?"

    The metal person opened its mouth, but realized it wasn't hollow so it fixed itself. Then it returned back in an almost robotic voice and said, "This is the most powerful human of this world, other than you. I am here because you are a threat to the great Universe Council. Prepare for annihilation, human."

    Nothing could be seen from their battle as they were both faster than the speed of light itself, the only distinguishing factor that there was even a battle was the sonic booms created every twentieth of a second when the two met. About ten minutes into the fight, they paused, Naruto with quite a few bruises and cuts, as well as a a torn jacket revealing sliced apart seals of Fuuin Jutsu, while the metal warrior had a few dents.

    The Metal warrior warned Naruto, "Give up not and I will kill you painlessly."
Naruto, not letting his pride fall, told him "At least allow me the honor of your name before you kill me."

    The Metal warrior smiled and replied, "Many across the multiverse call me truck-kun, but I'm actually Kuwiko, god of reincarnation. However, that doesn't mean you will live another life, seeing as I control that."
Naruto smirked, and remarked, "It's at least nice to know that I'll be killed by, or if I'm lucky, even kill a god. Anyways, I believe we have stalled long enough." He says as the battle resumes, lasting long into the morning. Eventually Kuwiko landed a fatal blow, but Naruto was able to remove a chunk of Kuwiko's metal before he could jump back. Kuwiko smirked, and said "Better luck next time, as if there'll even be one." As Naruto felt his life slipping away.

    All of a sudden, he felt a strange pulling sensation on his soul.

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Short chapter with a cliffhanger, what can I say? Make sure you're taking care of yourself, you're all my kings, queens, and non-binary rulers! <3 see you next chapter!

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