Roasting sessions

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by Feiport

by Feiport

It was just a normal quiet day inside of the spider base. Shalnark had proposed a game to play. Let's see how it's going.

Shalnark: that's why you look like a pornstar!

All: oohhhhh!!!

Pakunoda: that's why yo granny dead, dead as hell

Everyone: OHHHHHH!

Shalnark: what are you laughing at Nobunaga? I would not be talking because you smell like you crawled out of a grave

Everyone: DAMNNN!!

Nobunaga: ain't you been tryna hop on Uvo's meat for the past year?

Everyone: oOooOOOo

Shalnark: I've been actually hopping on his meat, what about you? Because you always dick riding him

Everyone: WHAT??

Nobunaga: what are YOU laughing at Machi? Off brand lesbian built ass

Machi: shut up because I could use the top of your bun as a mop

Everyone: NAHHH NAHHH

Machi: built like a chicken bone

Everyone: NAHHH SHE GOIN CRAZY!

Shizuku: girl I would not be talking with that tight ass waist trainer

Everyone: AWWWW

Machi: at least my lower half ain't built like John Cena

Shizuku: at least I'm all natural, making your self look like a warped hour glass, gtfo my face

Everyone: damnnn, she did her dirty

Phinks: what are you laughing at Bolonov? You like like you just came out of the tomb

Uvogin: nah cause for real always talkin bout sum "JUPITERRRRR"

Shalnark: "BATTLE CANTABILE!!!"

Bolonov: fuck all of y'all