Chrollo: everyone!
Everyone: *keeps talking*
Chrollo: LISTEN TO ME!
Everyone: *stops talking*
Chrollo: anyways we have a new member his name's Hisoka
Hisoka: *walks in* hey~
Everyone: *stares*
Hisoka: *looks at Feitan* mHmMmHm is the fruit ripe~
Feitan: what fruit?
Hisoka: damnnn~ pink hair girl is fine~ I'd love to relieve some stress with her
Machi: not a chance clown
Hisoka: where the kids at?~
Shalnark: bro...WHAT
Shizuku: we commit crimes, just not p*dophilia
Nobunaga: someone tell him to leave
Hisoka: but the fruit~ *looks at kortopi* doesn't look ripe~
Kortopi: I'm uncomfy
Feitan: me to
Chrollo: maybe y'all shoulda told omokage to beat his ass
Feitan: kick him out, get omokage bac
Shizuku: please
Hisoka: but the kids~ aHhHHhhH~
Phinks: why he moaning?
Hisoka: I'm blow the short ones back out
Feitan: I kill you if try
Kortopi: I would lose if I fought him, so somebody protect me
Phinks: don't worry, he won't touch either of you
Hisoka: I'll touch you too~
Phinks: OH GAWD! PLEASE GET ME AWAY FROM HIM!
Phinks, Feitan and kortopi all sat in the corner afraid of the possibility of getting touched.
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Dumbass Phantom troupe scenarios
FanfictionStupid scenarios for the Phantom troupe Contains cussing and mentions of sex
