Dumbass Phantom troupe scenarios

chrollo is a supervillian

Chrollo: ight so we gotta get our opp back

everyone: right

Chrollo: so heres the plan first i want yall to run into his granny nursing home and flip the light switch on and off as fast as you can she got epilepsy

everyone: *a little startled but not so much.*

Chrollo: his momma homeless i want yall to feed her 15 Popeyes biscuits no bev

everyone: erm...

Chrollo: his grandpa is a christan i want yall to play trumpets outside of his house he gon think its the rapture

everyone: *eyes wide*

Chrollo: den when he walk up to the window say you are not chosen the pull off

everyone: oh...

Chrollo: his daughter favorite animal is a bird i want one of yall to catch a bird and wait outside her school once she get out and see yall i want you to spike the bird on the ground

everyone: *freaked out*

Chrollo: his uncle is a vietnam veteran he go shoppin at walmart i want yall to walk up behind him and pop a balloon in his ear

everyone: what the...

Chrollo: after that i want yall to break into his house and open up every packet of ramen and take out the seasoning he dont deserve no flavor

Shalnark: cant we just kill him?

Chrollo: nah thats not enough next i want yall to slip a lego in his shoe

Pakunoda: can we just kill him?

Chrollo: nah thats not enough

Shalnark: please?

Chrollo: nah its not enough

Shalnark: please?