Chrollo: Shizuku it's your turn to cook dinner for the Troupe
Shizuku: I'm not too sure anyone wants me in the kitchen
Chrollo: I'm sure you're good at cooking
Shizuku: I'm good at cleaning, not cooking
Chrollo: you can just make something simple like macaroni
Shizuku: how...do I do that?
Chrollo: you...just follow the instructions..on the...box?
Shizuku: okay I'll try
*A little bit later*
Shizuku: it's on fire. HOW IS THE WATER ON FIRE
Pakunoda: what is- WHAT IS ON FIRE
Shizuku: THE WATER! THE WATER IS ON FIRE
Machi: HOW DO YOU SET WATER ON FIRE
Shizuku: I TOLD BOSS I WASN'T GOOD AT COOKING
Pakunoda: THE FIRE IS SPREADING!
Chrollo: THE KITCHEN IS BURNING!! WHY??
Shizuku: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET ME COOK!
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Dumbass Phantom troupe scenarios
FanfictionStupid scenarios for the Phantom troupe Contains cussing and mentions of sex