Chrollo's Birthday

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by Feiport

by Feiport

It's the phantom troupe leaders birthday! Let's see how it's going

Shalnark: time for gifts!

Phinks: here's mine

Chrollo: thanks *opens gift* it's a black widow! Thanks

Phinks: I knew you would like it

Machi: I'm afraid of spiders what if it escapes

Chrollo: don't worry it won't

*Later*

Machi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP! HELPPP!

Machi then came running out of her room screaming and flailing her arms around

Machi: THERE ARE SPIDER BABIES IN MY BEDDD

Feitan: hehe *giggles manically*

Machi: DID YOU PUT SPIDER BABIES IN MY BED???

Feitan: SURPRISE SHAWTY!

*In another room*

Chrollo: I could've sworn my spider laid eggs

"DID YOU PUT SPIDER BABIES IN MY BED????"

Chrollo: oh no, oh no no no no

"SURPRISE SHAWTY!"

Chrollo: there was like over 300 hundred eggs

*A little bit later*

Everyone is gathered in the living room for a family meeting.

Chrollo: so we have to move out of our base

Shalnark: why?

Chrollo:it belongs to black widows now

Feitan: hehehehehehhehe

Chrollo: there was over 300 eggs and Machi was screaming about spider babies so we have to move pack your shit

Feitan: tehehhehehehhe

Machi: THIS IS ALL FEITAN'S FAULT HE PUT THE EGGS IN MY BED AND THEY HATCHED! IN MY BED!

Uvogin: what's that crawling out from under machi's door?

Chrollo: OH GAWD WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW! THEY KNOW WE'RE HERE!

Feitan: TEHEHHEHEHEHE