Dumbass Phantom troupe scenarios

Stripper Saturdays at the Phantom troupe base

It wasn't a normal day inside of the spider base. Something was...off.

Chrollo: where is everyone?

"YEAAAA!! WORK THAT POLE"

Chrollo: what are these idiots doing

*Meanwhile*

Feitan, Kortopi, Hisoka, Machi, and Pakunoda were on stripper poles. Feitan and Kortopi were in booty shorts and suspenders. Hisoka was wearing a matching short skirt with Machi but obviously she had a bikini top on. And Pakunoda was just in a skimpy bikini.

Phinks: work that pole Tanny!!

Shizuku: get it Berry! That's my bad bitch!

Uvogin: do a trick Hoku!

All of them had done their hair relatively the same. Two messy buns on top of their heads.

Feitan: I didn't know you were so good on a pole Kortopi

Kortopi: use our stripper names Tanny

Feitan: sorry Hotopi

Shalnark: YEAAAA! WORK THAT POLE!!

Chrollo: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

Feitan: Stripper Saturdays with Tanny, Hotopi, Magic, Berry and Hoku!

Chrollo: Stripper Saturdays? Since when have we started doing that!?

Feitan: Since now bitch! *Keeps twirling on the pole*

Uvogin: Hoku!

Pakunoda: what?

Uvogin: why don't you get your pretty ass down here and give me a lap dance?

Pakunoda: alright *gets off the stage and gets on Uvogin's lap*

Chrollo: where's Bolonov and Nobunaga?

Shalnark: they didn't wanna join in on the fun! So they're in their rooms. *Keeps throwing money*

Phinks: not even gonna lie Hotopi looks hot as hell!

Chrollo: Shizuku? Seriously?

Shizuku: what? This is entertaining

Franklin: Hisoka looks dumb ass hell

Shalnark: call him by his stripper name

Franklin: well excuse me. Magic looks dumb ass hell

Shalnark: Hotopi! Wanna give me a lil dance?

Kortopi: sure! *Gets down and starts grinding on Shalnark*

Chrollo: might as well as join in *goes and grabs a stack of money out of his room and sits down*

Machi: Shizuku! Want a lap dance?

Shizuku: *starts laughing* sure Berry!

Hisoka: seems it's just me and you Tanny~

Feitan: shut up Magic. Phinks want a dance? It'll cost you tho

Phinks: alright Tanny

Feitan: * gets off the pole and holds out his hand*

Phinks: what?

Feitan: money first then dance

Phinks: okay * hands him 3 hundreds*

Feitan: *puts the money in his waist band then gets on Phinks's lap*

And once again, nobody wants Hisoka