Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!
N.K. is angry at her parents.
Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park!
She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the...
I step out of my house and breath in the fresh and cold morning air.
I'm still not Elsa, but maybe I can live with this cold.
We will see.
"Morning N.K.!", greets me Tammy happy.
I hug my best friend tight and arm in arm we walk to school.
"So ready for your first school day?", she asks me.
"After the craziness of last week I'm going to so enjoy normal stinky school.", I admit.
Tammy nods.
"Not that I blame yeah...so our Stick of Truth RPG is really stopped for now?"
"Well, without Stick and me being the Empress of both fractions it doesn't make sense to still have war and play this RPG.", I explain. "Besides it totally got out of control. Till we get a new idea, it's the best it's on ice."
"If you say so. Also back to normal life. I hope I can join the next RPG earlier, even if it was crazy and fucked up, I had a lot of fun with you.", confesses Tammy to me.
Smiling I give her a cheek kiss, which makes her giggle.
"As long as the boys make me play with them, I will always find a way to have you with me."
We pass the bus stop where Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny are waiting for the bus. Waving at them in greetings and all besides Cartman, who rolls his eyes, wave back.
But me and Tammy continue going on foot.
"So...something new on the Kyle/Kenny front?", wants Tammy to know.
I'm saved from answering since Leo joins us.
"Big sis, Tammy, good morning! Can I walk with you?"
"Of course Leo!"
I take his hand and he smiles like sunshine at me.
"We will talk about this later, you can't keep me hanging!", whispered Tammy in my ear, before she turns to Leo asking him about his weekend.
The truth is I don't know how it will go with my two crushes in the future. Till I don't know who I like more, I will do nothing.
Once again I ask you to consider polyamory.
Brain, go fuck yourself!
I'm part of you, also I don't have hands, how should I do this?
You know what, I will just ignore this before I turn crazy. It's surely not healthy to talk with yourself that way and concreted on Tammy and Leo.
Smiling I listen to their talking.
I could get used to this.
After I used my Magical Girl Wand Attack Eye-Patch-Grandpa and his minions didn't appear again.
Maybe...just maybe I can finally live like a normal pre-teen life.
No more moving around.
Having a social life.
Living my teenage years with people I know and like.
Maybe South Park will be my home for a long time.
That would be amazing.
We have reached the school and I dare Leo and Tammy to a race at the front door.
Let's start this new chapter in my life!
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People spouting "Howdy neighbor!"
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I love girls with big fat titties
I love girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine
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We have reached the end.
Book Two will be called Friendly Faces Everywhere and will be about all South Park episodes till Franchise Prequel.
Then we will have the third book about The Fractured But-Whole!
Thanks for all your comments and support and I hope you read the other books too!
