Heartless

20

On Sunday, I decided to give Haruhi a quick tour of London. We travelled to shops and all the sights around, I even showed her the Globe Theatre. She seemed really fascinated.

"So you lived here?" She asked. "Yep. London and Doncaster, switching around every couple of years." I said.

I found on this trip I had to watch my languages. Haruhi didn't know English, so I had to play translator with her while we travelled and toured around. I, on the other hand, was fluent in English, French, Swedish, and Japanese. I also knew Latin, but no one speaks Latin anymore. Dead language my arse.

Lunch was coming up, but neither of us were really hungry, so we popped into a Starbucks for coffee, tea, and some of their panini's.

"What do you want?" I asked her in Japanese as we got in line. "Um, whatever you're getting." She shrugged. "I'll choose for you." I hummed. We were finally up to the register, and I ordered two Turkey and Swiss panini's, a caramel coffee, and a black coffee for Haruhi. "What's the name?" The barista asked me and I took a breath.

"Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of Andals and Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons." I said and he stared.

"Or you could just put Dany." I shrugged with a smile. He laughed and put down Dany. "Is that your real name?" He asked and I nodded. "Sadly. My father was close friends with George Martin, and Martin just thought, hey, let's name one of my characters with the name of my friends kid, but let's also give her the longest fucking name in the whole damned series?" I said and he chuckled.

"Nice to meet you Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen." He said and I grinned. "You too, sir Dave." I said and Haruhi and I grabbed a table.

We chatted a bit and then my name was called. "Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen!" Dave called and I grinned and got up, grabbing the two sandwiches and coffees. "Thanks, sir Dave." I grinned and went back and sat with Haruhi.

"Thanks. What's this?" She asked. "Turkey and Swiss panini, I also got you a black coffee, but you go add your shit over there." I pointed to a stand for sugar and cream and other coffee and tea stuff. "Nah, I like black." She smiled and we ate and drank.

I wasn't paying attention, but apparently Haruhi was taking in every little thing around us. "Are those... The guys?" She asked quietly and I turned around and saw the Host Club sitting behind us on a couch, pretending they didn't see us notice them.

I turned back around angrily. "I'm going to kill them." I hissed. "Aw, don't do that. You know you love them. Well, Honey and Mori, and Kaoru, but c'mon." She tried to convince me otherwise. "Nope. My mind is made." I huffed.

We finished up and left, Dave calling a goodbye to Kahleesi. I turned and grinned at him. "Bye, sir Dave." I bowed.

"What's a Khaleesi?" Haruhi asked. "It's the word for Queen in another language." I said. "Why is he calling you a Queen?" She asked. "Cos a Queen was named after me." I explained.

"My father was friends with a really popular author who also has a very popular TV show, and there's a Queen in there that he named after me. People that knew me started making connections to it, so now I just go by Dany, which is also what some people call the Queen." I said.

"What's her name?" "Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen." I said. "And your name?" "Daenerys Targaryen Stewart. Mouthful, I know." I smiled at her. "That's a beautiful name." Haruhi said. "Eh, I still prefer Dany." I laughed. "Dany Stewart isn't a mouthful." I grinned.

We returned to the hotel we were staying at, and I got an idea. "Hey, I'm going to go scream at the guys, then not talk to them for a few days. Wanna witness?" I asked and she nodded. I pulled out my phone and called Tamaki. I put it on speaker so she could hear.

"Hello? Dany?" "Yeah, it's me. Hey, quick question. What time is it over there?" I asked. "Two in the afternoon. Why?" He said. "Oh, that's funny. Cos guess what time it is over here?" "Huh? What?" "Two in the afternoon." I said and it was quiet as he realised his mistake.

"Next time you lot try to follow me, none of you lot will have hands. Do I make myself clear?" I threatened. "Yes, ma'am!" I heard Tamaki say. I hung up and sighed.

"Problem taken care of." I smiled happily.