5 / Absent.

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TW: CRINGY

Jade pov: delilah really remembered.

After that.

Delilah: we should be absent today, since it's Friday.
Gale: why not?
Lola: Yas!
jade: sure!

Delilah: oh right, moon what's your favorite chips?
Jade: lays, why?
Delilah: be right back.
Gale: they even have their own nicknames?!
Lola: I think Delilah is gonna buy the chips for her-
Jade: no way she would do it, it would take 30 mins for her to get here.
Delilah: back. Here.
Lola: just what I said.
Jade: how did you get here so fast? the shortest store from here is like 30 minutes long? It's only been like 2 minutes?!
Delilah: moon, I have my ways. Don't forget I'm a pheonix.
Jade: yeah but you were also slow.
Delilah: it was my first time dawg
Jade: wuttevah.
Delilah: anyways y'all wanna go out for the trouble?
Delilah: right, moon cmon.
Lola: huhu..

Delilah: this is gonna be extreme, y'all got what it takes?
Gale: yah.
Lola: Mhm.
Jade: of course.
Delilah: We pull a fire alarm at different schools.
Jade: that sounds fun.
Gale: I'm in!
Lola: I'll be the look out for schools!
Delilah: let's start with our school, shall we?
Jade: I'm coming with divine
Gale: then Im coming with my sister✨
Lola: LET'S GO!!

they seperate, jade and Delilah go to SMACKMYASS academia. (Their school)
Delilah: goodluck.
Jade: nah goodluck to you.

Delilah fades into the sunlight.
Jade fades into the shadows.
(They can also blend in with the things they're most related too)
Delilah sneaks and pulls the fire alarm, and fades into the sunlight again and goes outside
Delilah: I guess I won.
Jade: not fair!.
Guard: HEY!
Delilah: shit let's go.
Jade: race you!

They races till the guard lost them.

Delilah breathes heavily.
Jade as well.

Jade: we didn't bring water..
Delilah: well let's get water..
Jade: I'm tired.. Can I ride on your back? PLEASE??!
Delilah: fine.

They go into a store.

Delilah: 2 bottles of water please.
Cashier: there's only one more.
Delilah: just one instead.
Cashier: alright.

After they bought one.

Jade: give me!!
Delilah: sure.

Delilah drinks.

Jade: hey!? You're srsly drinking it al-

Delilah smooches jade.
Jade blushes.

Jade: mm mhm?!
Delilah pulls away.
Delilah: how do you like that?
Jade: i-i ah-

Jade is speechless while also blushing.

Delilah pats her head making her lose her memory of what just happened.

Jade: wha- what just happened? I immediately forgot what just happened.
Delilah: well let's just get home.
Jade: okay but I want food.
Delilah: what ya wanna eat when we get home?
Jade: crispy chicken, remember when you said you'll teach me how to cook tommorow? It's been a month.
Delilah: well I can't remember that long, anyways you wanna learn how to cook?
Jade: yes!! Crispy chicken
Delilah: alright.

Delilah turns into her hybrid form, and jade rides her. (Not the other sussy meaning😭)

At home, Delilah teaches jade how to cook.

Delilah: okay now try too cook it on your own.
Jade: w-what?!
Delilah: yeah, just try.
Jade: o-oh okay..

Jade puts all her energy into making the chicken.

10 minutes later.

Delilah takes a bite out of the chicken.
Delilah: good job!
Jade: huh?! T-thanks.
Delilah; it tastes yummy..
Jade: let me try!

Jade takes a bite out of the chicken

Jade: Mmmh!! Yummy!
Gale: hey guys!
Lola: yo mission completed.
Gale: what y'all eating?
Delilah: crispy chicken, come eat! Jade made it!
Lola: I don't trust jades cooking..
Gale: me neither.
Jade: just try, please?
Gale: fine.

Gale takes a small bite.

Gale: omg, GIVE ME MORE.
Lola: me and sister have the same liking so like I trust this.

Lola takes a bite

Lola: omfg jade good job.
Jade: thanks!

They finish the chicken.

Delilah: anyways, when are y'all going to go?
Gale: me and Lola are going to go back 12!
Jade: it's already past 12.
Lola: oh :(

Lola and Gale pack up.

Lola: farewell😭
Gale: we will meet again🥺

They cry as they go back to their neighborhood.

Delilah: do you still have time?
Jade: yeah.
Delilah: then let's go outside for a stroll.
Jade: why not?

As jade and Delilah talk about things, they come upon a someone.

???: hey Delilah.
Delilah: oh it's you.
Jade: uhh who is she?
Delilah: ex.
Jade: wow, you have love life im jealous.
Delilah: it's not the best when they betray you.
??? : del it's all in the past can't you forgive me?, plus who is this girl anyways?
Jade: I'm her girlfriend, so you'll have to back off.
???: you moved on so quickly~
Delilah: because I realized how much of a two Faced jerk you are.
???: that's mean.
Delilah: it obviously is nora.

Nora (lesbian)
Evil, player, doesn't have an ability like jade and Delilah, always moving people from people.

Nora: well, I'll see you when fate brings us both together~Jade: shut the fuck up you stupid ass bitch, you look like you went straight out of the strip club getting minus money for Flashing everyone with yo dumb ass flat ass, yo ass so flat a fla...

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Nora: well, I'll see you when fate brings us both together~
Jade: shut the fuck up you stupid ass bitch, you look like you went straight out of the strip club getting minus money for Flashing everyone with yo dumb ass flat ass, yo ass so flat a flat tire can't even compete with it, y-

Jade keeps on roasting Nora.

Delilah: jade I think that's en-
jade: And that's why your parents DE-

Delilah drags jade away while also cursing at her.

Delilah: jade, it's okay just leave her alone, she's a waste of time.
Jade: but she's annoying.
Delilah: I know but let's just leave her alone.
Jade: fine.

They talk for a bit.
Delilah: so do you like, have any siblings?
Jade: I have one older brother and sister.
Delilah: ooh I have one older brother, and one little sister.
Jade: I wonder what yours look like.
Delilah: I promise you, you would not like her at all.
Jade: I bet that's not close to my sister.
Delilah: oh yeah? Challenge.

Delilah: my sister is a pick me and a simp, she has 13 exes. and 20 boyfriends at the same time.
Jade: my sisters dead.
Delilah: my sister is 14.
Jade: bitch what-
Delilah: I guess this is a win.
Jade: SHE'S 14?!
Delilah: lol yeah.

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