Y/N POV
This doesn't explain the scratches and the bite mark... wait...
Ahri clawed here... Eve clawed there...
The bite was from Kai...
I know because of the gap right here... she has a small gap in her teeth.
Fuck, I'm a man-whore and it shows.
I get some messages on Snapchat.
What's the K/DA group chat doing this time?
Memes, memes, and more memes.
Now it's Seri and Kali both taking shots at each other.
Seri: Well, at least I don't need to wear a crop-top to make the guys look!
Kali: Gurl, wen u were in ur leggings, at least i got something to offer.
Kai: hey, leggings are hot, u wouldnt no
Kali: at least i aint skeleton over here and why u talkin no boobs!
Kai: my boobs r bigger than urs
Eve: mine are the biggest
Kali: Nobody asked 💅💅
Eve: shut ur hot mouth b4 i make darling shut it for u 🍆
Kali: oh no... dont...
Ahri: Can u guys stop being horny for 1 min also y tf yall beefin so much were sitting like 2 feet betw us.
Seri: balls
Ahri: Was just trying to coordinate a text to sugarboo
Eve: sugarboo?
Kali: AHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ahri sends a really unflattering snap of Kali.
She's halfway between smile and frown, like a neutral expression but just scuffed and goofy.
I save it in chat, making them all turn their attention towards me.
Kali: Did u dirty up the house?
Ahri: How was the party?
Eve: ill castrate u if i find u with another gurl...
Kai: How are u luvly?
Seri: Y/N!!! BAO!!!!
Y/N: Everything is fine, I got a little too messed up and the maid is going hard at it.
Ahri: Good, be there in like 1h.
Eve: were catching up, u dont have a choice
Seri sends a snap of Eve across the bus biting her lip, less than an inch away from her phone screen.
Kai: All dis arguin, guy talk, got me hungry... ;)
She sent me that in private.
I screenshot it and put it in the group chat.
Kai: I hate u <3
They all start messaging me individually, trying to one-up each other.
Eve is in the lead; she ran to the bathroom to send me...
Eve: Boobiesss
A picture of her topless in the bathroom, squeezing her arms to make them press together.
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Fast Man! (K/DA x Male Reader)
FanfictionA boy who did way too much street racing and learned cars at a super young age! Ultimately, he ruined his life because of it. But did that stop him? No, it didn't, he's a fast man! He works fast, runs fast, drives fast, and even... mingles fast. A s...
