Y/N POV
Park up in the garage, lug all my presents in like a cartoon character, dropping them all off in my room.
Seri: Whatcha got there?
I turn around and she's playing with Bao on my bed.
Y/N: Nothing to concern you... yet...
Seri: Then, what should I be concerned about?
Y/N: If Bao has been fed.
Bao: Meow... <Although I crave sustenance... I am no longer famished... my hunger has thus been quenched.>
Y/N: Huh... okay Bao.
Seri: Were you... talking to him?
Y/N: I thought you knew that? I can talk to him!
Bao: Meow? <Mother, may you resume the petting?>
Y/N: He wants you to keep petting him.
Bao starts purring in approval when Seri puts her hand back down on him.
Seri: That's amazing... Bao, speak!
Bao: Meow! <Mother, why must I speak? Foolish!>
Y/N: "Mother, why must I speak? Foolish!"
Bao looks at me with big bulging eyes.
Seri: Little Bao can talk! I have my own translator!
Bao: Meow... <Father... why...>
Y/N: You're a member of the household Bao, we need to know what you think.
Bao: Meow. <I wish us all a fine Santa day.>
Y/N: He's excited for the holidays.
Seri: Oh goody! So, what did you get us for Christmas?
Y/N: I can't tell you, despite it looking obvious.
I look back at the guitar case in the corner of the room.
Seri: Did you get something for Bao?
Y/N: Oh! Oh my gosh... no I didn't. It's okay, I can fix this.
I put all my gifts under the tree upstairs.
Eve: Well... someone was busy, did you decide on a present for me?
Y/N: It will make you cry, I guarantee it.
Eve: Is that bad or good?
Y/N: Good, really good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I forgot Bao's present.
Eve: I didn't know we had to get him... presents...
Y/N: Then come on!
Eve hops over the couch and floats down the stairs behind me.
We ride out in her 4Runner, blasting through snow piles and muscling our way to the pet store in the mall.
*RUMBLING NYOOM! BLOWOFF VALVE!*
This TRD monstrosity is the harbinger of death, I love it.
That's probably why she drives it.
We run into the pet store before it closes for the night.
Eve dashes to the treat section, probably to get a care package.
I run to the accessories... uhh... since he likes baths, and doesn't mind sensitive areas.
I might get him some boots.
Yeah, perfect for Bao, some little Uggies for his footsies.
Get him a gold chain too, more drip the better.
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