Y/N POV
So, a fox girl on my left, a demon on my right, this is... the life?
I got two other beautiful girls, mainly Sera and Kai'Sa, uncomfortable but... not in the way you'd expect.
I mean, all the girls are single, of course, I'd imagine they'd all want a piece of me.
Just don't get cocky Y/N, Akali only likes that when you do it to other people.
Speaking of, where is that ninja?
We got Kai munching on a peach while curled up in a ball, Seraphine tossing her cat around, Bao is loving it.
Now, where's she?
My phone buzzes, I pick it up and it's a snap.
More people checking in, I'm doing fine, thank you.
Snap from Akali, oh boy!
I wonder... damn...
Akali: Bikini? U liek?
She's wearing a metallic blueish purplish bikini, exposing herself in the mirror.
Duck face, peace sign, the whole bit.
The beautiful figure, the abs, she let her bluey blonde hair down.
Am I drooling? Means she's doing something right...
I see Eve's hand come down and take my phone.
Eve: Oh my... let me see that beautiful little Ionian vixen.
Ahri: Hey, I'm Ionian too!
Eve: But you're the foxy lady...
Y/N: And the face of multiple magazines, so chill, my little fox goddess.
Ahri: Mmm...
She nuzzles me then rests her head on my arm.
Bao: Meow?
Ahri: <Sweet roll!>
Y/N: Bao, little Bao, come...
Bao hops up on Ahri's lap, Sera pouts.
Ahri: Buns...
Sera joins Ahri on the couch, giving me the opportunity to take my phone back.
I notice the Snapchat messaging is open.
Y/N: What have you been saying to her?
Eve: Just being my ideal version of you...
Y/N: Oh no.
Eve: Oh yes...
I take a look at what "I" said.
Y/N: Damn girl, does it cum off?
Akali: I mean... up 2 u wat u up 2 tn?
Y/N: Nm looking to tighten some1s bolts
Akali: Crank my wrench?
Y/N: Only 4 u tn. ;)
Akali: Hmmm... mayhaps
I look up at Eve, she's smirking.
Y/N: At least get the innuendos down.
Eve: I couldn't come up with any!
Y/N: Easy, watch.
I type up a message before hitting send.
Y/N: Help u... lube my shaft, check my dipstick, help u with a stroker kit, work on the master/slave cylinder, check my rubber, patch up a blown seal, blow my seal maybe, shift my gears, drive stick, suck... squeeze... bang... blow...
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Fast Man! (K/DA x Male Reader)
FanfictionA boy who did way too much street racing and learned cars at a super young age! Ultimately, he ruined his life because of it. But did that stop him? No, it didn't, he's a fast man! He works fast, runs fast, drives fast, and even... mingles fast. A s...
