RAZOR SMART

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     "Dude, that's not correct. Not correct at all."

Razor's chiding had no effect on Lisa, who simply kept installing her IKEA chair backwards. "If you need someone to read Australian to you," he continued, "I can assist. Shall I assist?"

Lisa shook her head and shoved the screwdriver in the next hole. "Do your taxes, Razor."

"I mustn't, Raxor replied smoothly. "Tax fraud is good for business."

"Smart," was all she said.

"Yes," he agreed. "Razor smart."

He clicked the mousepad. The massage bear began growling twice as loud. Lisa began warbling a dispensable tune. "Ine, yine, yone, jone."

Razor cleared his throat. "Is that truly necessary? Klee will be arriving for high tea any time now."

"No, let her sing," the massage bear said. "I ate Klee last week."

"Truly?" Razor asked, puzzled. "She requested to visit only yesterday."

Klee walked out of the bear's ear and offered him some Earl Grey. He politely declined.

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