BRAIN ROT EXHIBIT A
Lyney da magician was performing on da biggest stage in all Teyvat– Barbruh's coffee table– when da unthinkable happened!
50,00,000,0 piranhas smashed through da ceiling and screeched to their heart's content!
"Zoinks!" Lyney said. He grabbed his twin sister Venti and ran for da hills.
Da piranhas chased them night and day. Lyney realized they were getting closer. "Venti, my sister, are we slowing down?"
Venti wailed. "Zoinks! Lyney, da truth is... I'm addicted to pastry!"
Lyney gasped. His poor sister! They changed direction immediately. "We shall find pastry and defeat it once and for all!"
Da adventure begins!
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Awesome Genshin Nonsense
FanficThink oneshots, but better! (BAHAHAHA NOPE) This is true and literal nonsense. It is going to be so much fun to write, you have no idea. Mostly 300~ word short stories that have neither a plot nor a logical reasoning behind them. Good fun! The chapt...
