Alice: (Parading into the room) Klee, you want some cookies?! They're not stolen or anything, I promise!
Klee: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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Jean: Welcome to Mondstadt, Klee. Grandmaster Varka sent me to greet you. We made you a Mondstadt specialty, sticky-
Klee: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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Kaeya: (Carrying his lunch on a plate to the break room) Oho, and you're the newbie? It's a pleasure. Kaeya Alberich... Cavalry Captain.
Klee: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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Lisa: Jean's too busy to play with you now, Klee, but don't worry, okay? Kaeya and I will be here. Do you want some pancakes?
Klee: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Lisa: More syrup, dear?
Klee: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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Stranger: Hey kid, want some candy?
Klee: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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Albedo: I'm not exactly sure what you ate to make you so sick, Klee. Here, eat this. Yes, it's a stew. Medicinal, but don't worry, I flavored it so you don't taste the medicine.
Klee: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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Noelle: No Klee, you can't go outside. Stormterror is here... Oh, would you like some of my pasta..? wait, not all-
Klee: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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Razor: (Offering a day-old slice of mystery meat) Food? Meat?
Klee: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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Paimon: (Sitting at Good Hunter) Wowzaaa! Thanks Amber! Let's dig in quick, before it gets col-
Klee: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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Times may change, but if the gods are good, Klee's appetite won't.
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Awesome Genshin Nonsense
FanficThink oneshots, but better! (BAHAHAHA NOPE) This is true and literal nonsense. It is going to be so much fun to write, you have no idea. Mostly 300~ word short stories that have neither a plot nor a logical reasoning behind them. Good fun! The chapt...
