"I'm bringing you to court. Don't try to resist."
The vendor paled. He backed away slowly. "W-What are you talking about? I have rights, lady!"
"Don't I know it!" Yanfei snapped. "And yet you can't pay a simple fee that keeps Liyue prosperous. I have all the evidence... you can't deny it."
He shrieked and ran. Yanfei exploded after him and smacked the burst button (conveniently located on her bellybutton). "WRATH OF THE FLAME!"
She spammed charged attack until someone grabbed her hand. "YANFEI! What are you doing?"
It was Ganyu. Yanfei scowled. "My job. This man has been breaking the law– tax evasion for at least three years."
"Yanfei?"
"Yeah?"
"MURDERING PEOPLE IS ALSO AGAINST THE LAW!"
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Awesome Genshin Nonsense
FanfictionThink oneshots, but better! (BAHAHAHA NOPE) This is true and literal nonsense. It is going to be so much fun to write, you have no idea. Mostly 300~ word short stories that have neither a plot nor a logical reasoning behind them. Good fun! The chapt...
