...If Michael Only Knew...(On Hold)

Humanitarian girl talk (Oct. 5,1987)

The girls and the guys rode in two different limos to get to the hotel...everyone except Tatiana. After her fight with Hanan, she has completely cut off everyone in the tour crew except Michael. She rides and travels by herself to avoid drama with Hanan so she says, but the girls know exactly why she's always isolated:

"She's a scared ass bitch and she know she can't handle me, because I play no games with her hoe ass!" Hanan said loudly as she sipped from her wine bottle. "...she know damn well I wasn't gonna let her fuck Michael and steal his money! No way!" She finished "NO NO NO! HANAN! SHE IS NOT SCARED OF YOU, SHE JUST WANTS TO AVOID THE DRAMA!" Chinna laughed. Everyone in the limo laughed. "Bitch please! Tatiana is just scared! Her mouth finally wrote a check that dat ass couldn't catch that's all!" Maria laughed as she sipped from her bottle of water. "Dammit Hanan stop hogging the wine!" Lisa laughed. "There is a WHOLE cooler with wine and ice Lisa damn! Leave me alone!" Hanan laughed. "Well Hanan, have you ever thought that Tatiana just doesn't like you because you've had something she's always wanted?" Elnora asked. Hanan rolled her eyes and sipped from her bottle once again. "No, because I KNOW that's the reason why! But she need to calm that shit down...she wouldn't be able to handle him anyway ole pencil thin ass...ain't dat right Maria?" Hanan said tilting her head. "Ooooooo..." Everyone said in unison. Maria blushed because she knew exactly what Hanan was talking about. Before the tour, Maria was about to help Michael wash his hair and his towel fell while he was reaching for his shampoo. Apparently, he told Hanan.

Maria shook her head and giggled. "You know what I mean Maria!" Hanan said.

"You know what...fuck this! Lets have girl talk! Hanan, lets start with you, you know what I'm bout to ask you about..." Elnora giggled. "WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU AND MICHAEL'S SEX LIFE!" Chinna clapped. Hanan blushed and put down her bottle. "Where should I start?!" She laughed. "Well, everybody thinks Michael is all sweet and caring and all 'Oh my gosh, a bird with a broken wing I must fix him!' and stuff like that and yeah...he is...not in the bedroom though." The limo erupted with giggles of pure curiosity. "He isn't?!" Chinna asked dumbfounded. "No! I used to call him 'Big Daddy' in the sheets! He liked it rough...really rough. I'm talking 'damn Michael, I can't walk' rough! His favorite position? Standing up...he says I can't run that way!" Hanan laughed. Maria, Elnora, Lisa, and Chinna screamed and laughed. They were all shocked. "Sooooo about his size..." Elnora giggled batting her eye lashes. Hanan laughed. "Ask Maria over there..." Maria laughed. "It was...Oh my god this is so freaking embarrassing!... It was pretty big..." She said covering her face. "OOOOOH!" All the girls clapped. "Alright, alright, settle down! Hanan, you're off the hot seat...Lisa! Don't try to act innocent cause we done heard bout you girl!" Maria said giggling. "How was it?" Hanan asked. Lisa giggled clearly embarrassed. "C'mon! We got Hanan to spill it, now it's your turn!" Chinna said sipping he glass of wine. "Well, It was my first time so..." Lisa started but Elnora stopped her. "With legs like those?!" She asked, clearly a tad bit tipsy. The girls laughed. "Yeah! I know, I can't believe it myself...but Slash was good, I mean REAL good. I know for sure, with all of my heart I'll never leave him now!" She giggled. Chinna lowered her head and laughed. It was awkwards hearing someone talk about her closest cousin like that.

"Chinna girl, I didn't know that you and Slash were cousins! He looks so different!" Elnora said. "Yeah, his mom is black. That's my aunt. Alot of people have no clue that he's even black!" Chinna replied. "Shit you right, I thought he was from a damn island somewhere." Maria said. Then, all the girls turned and looked at her. "What?" She said, slowly turning red. "Maaaaria?" It's your turn...is there a guy you like? You never talk about having a crush!" Hanan asked. Maria looked at Lisa and bit her lip. "Yeah...I do, but I didn't know how to tell anyone but Lisa." Maria shrugged. "Is it Michael?" Hanan asked with a smile. Maria looked up and gasped. "I know it is. I can tell by the way you act around him. The way you look at him. You don't just like him. You love him. You act like I used to before we started dating." Hanan said crossing her legs. Maria looked out the window and sighed. "I guess you're right, but I didn't wanna tell you...I didn't want you to think I was a backstabber." Maria said. Hanan laughed. "What? Michael is my EX boyfriend and my friend. I don't look at him in that way anymore. I can't control him or his choices, neither can I control yours. If you want him, take him. You're a pretty, nice girl. He needs someone like that especially now, more than ever. If you want, I'll help you get him....just as long as you let me get at your brother." Hanan said with a smile. "hm, hm, hm, hm. I can't even lie Maria, your brother is a sight I swear. The man is beautiful." Chinna said. "I agree...I would defiantly marry his ass." Elnora said. "Well, I don't really care what you do with him, just as long as you treat him right!" Maria replied. All the girls laughed...