memes/incorrect quotes pt 1

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I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF KSJFHDKJH

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Theron: Would you take a bullet for me?

Caelum: ...yes?

*Daphne angrily bursts into the room*

Theron: *running away* Great, thanks!

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Caelum: Just say when.

Theron: When.

Caelum: I-

Caelum: Now or later?

Theron: Oh.

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*Daphne and Caelum are in a car teetering headfirst on the edge of a cliff*

Daphne: Oh geez, Caelum, go backwards!

Caelum, exasperated: Really, Daphne? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a FUN THING TO DO.

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Daphne: Look at the BUNS on that guy!

Caelum: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*

Theron: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!

Daphne: I'm not going back to jail!

Theia, watching the whole thing: *slow facepalm*

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Caelum: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Daphne: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Caelum: But you're always acting stupid?

Daphne:

Daphne: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Daphne: Guys, Theron is missing.

Caelum: Good.

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Caelum: *screams*

Theron: *screams louder to assert dominance*

Daphne: GUYS WHAT THE HELL

Daphne: IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING

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Theron: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.

Caelum:

Azalea:

Daphne: Who?

Theron: That's the thing, we don't-

*everyone stares at Daphne*

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Azalea: Do you always have to attack me with your words?

Daphne: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

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Caelum: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and...

Theron: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Azalea: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...

Daphne: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

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Azalea: Can I have some water?

Daphne: *starts chugging her water bottle*

Daphne: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Daphne: *spills water all over herself*

Daphne, coughing: I don't have any water.

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