I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF KSJFHDKJH
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Theron: Would you take a bullet for me?
Caelum: ...yes?
*Daphne angrily bursts into the room*
Theron: *running away* Great, thanks!
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Caelum: Just say when.
Theron: When.
Caelum: I-
Caelum: Now or later?
Theron: Oh.
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*Daphne and Caelum are in a car teetering headfirst on the edge of a cliff*
Daphne: Oh geez, Caelum, go backwards!
Caelum, exasperated: Really, Daphne? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a FUN THING TO DO.
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Daphne: Look at the BUNS on that guy!
Caelum: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Theron: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Daphne: I'm not going back to jail!
Theia, watching the whole thing: *slow facepalm*
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Caelum: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Daphne: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Caelum: But you're always acting stupid?
Daphne:
Daphne: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Daphne: Guys, Theron is missing.
Caelum: Good.
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Caelum: *screams*
Theron: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Daphne: GUYS WHAT THE HELL
Daphne: IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING
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Theron: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.
Caelum:
Azalea:
Daphne: Who?
Theron: That's the thing, we don't-
*everyone stares at Daphne*
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Azalea: Do you always have to attack me with your words?
Daphne: Would you prefer me to use a brick?
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Caelum: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and...
Theron: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Azalea: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...
Daphne: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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Azalea: Can I have some water?
Daphne: *starts chugging her water bottle*
Daphne: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Daphne: *spills water all over herself*
Daphne, coughing: I don't have any water.
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𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐒 | hunger games ✓
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