YEEHAW
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Caelum: Theron and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Daphne: What did you guys do?
Caelum: Theron chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Theron: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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*a loud thump is heard upstairs*
Daphne: What was that?
Theron: Caelum's shirt fell.
Daphne: Why was it so loud?
Theron: It had him in it.
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Theron: There's always that weakling in the group who isn't down with murder.
Theron: *glares at Caelum*
Caelum: Well, sorry I have morals!
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Daphne: Hey, Theia, have you thought about having children?
Theia:
Theia: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Daphne: But we're not childr-
Theia, already distracted: THERON, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
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Caelum: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Daphne: This unmitigated poppycock?
Theron: Extravagant hogwash!
Caelum: Okay, stop.
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Daphne: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
Caelum: And here we have a capitalist.
Azalea: Did you just-
Theron: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
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Theia: Guys... the principal just called—
Theron: It was Daphne!
Daphne: It was Azalea!
Azalea: It was Caelum!
Caelum: It was me!
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Daphne: *pulls back the curtain while Caelum is showering*
Daphne: Hey did we - stop screaming it's me - did we run out of Cheerios?
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Theron: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk.
Theron: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Caelum: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
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Theron: Ow! My armkle!
Daphne: Your what?
Caelum, sighing: His wrist.
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Caelum, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast.
Theron: You're kinda ugly.
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