Vigilante Shit

Mr. Steal-your-kids

A/N: Guys, first of all, deal with this chapter carefully. There are mentions of r@pe and medical abortion but none of it done towards the MCs. In case it's difficult for y'all, I'll give a small summary of that part at the end of the chapter.

"Kid, your turn to do the dishes today." Namjoon sat down on the couch to snatch the remote from Minji. "Time for my new episode today. Scram, peasant." 

"Dishes?!"

"Yep," Namjoon said and clapped his hand on her back, who sighed out loud. 

"Is that because I'm a woman? Wow, Appa, so sexist of you," Minji said with a joking scoff. 

"So ungrateful of you to live under my roof, eat the food I cook, spend the money I make and scoff at your father. I carried you on my lap for three years, back for six years and this is what I get? Ungrateful," Namjoon scoffed back at her.

Minji bowed down in front of him. "Oh how rude of me! The only thing that remained was to carry me in your womb for nine months." Sitting back up she grimaced. "Seriously, you've said that a thousand times already. I can't imagine how it would've been if you were my mother. Those nine months would never leave me." 

Namjoon smiled, so sarcastic that Minji wanted to roll her eyes, but knew better than to do that if she didn't want to get her phone taken away. "Then, go and wash it as your father says if you don't wanna hear it again."

"I don't have to do as you say, I'm Spider-Woman."

"1. 2. 3—"

"Okay, okay, okay! Wow, you're heartless. I'm back after beating up a whole freaking drug cartel and you ask me to wash the dishes."

"Do you want to sweep the floors too?" 

"No, Appa. Sorry for my ungrateful attitude." Minji bowed down full ninety degrees and walked to the kitchen, grumbling and posture slumped. 

As soon as she was gone, he saw a picture Yoongi sent. It was of him eating at their date. It wasn't a pretty one but it was funny. He sent another one, this time it was of himself in his garage. He was shirtless and there was a black stain on his cheek. Behind him was a sports car. 

Headache

tell me this doesnt make you hoeby

*honry

WHERES THE FUVJING 
AUTOCORRECT

i cant type on one hand im boomer boo
i knoe 

*horny 

Babejoon💕

Damn

The struggle was real.

Anyways, who are you being sexy for?

Headache

for my boufriend 

Babejoon💕

I'm not your boyfriend. 

Patience, it's just been a day.

Namjoon put the phone away when the drama started but he couldn't concentrate well. As soon as there was a commercial break, he went ahead and saved the picture. Call him a simp but he knew what he liked. His love for hot people went hand in hand with shirtless Yoongi looking at the camera with bedroom eyes and car stains all over him. He looked hot. Honestly, Namjoon wanted to play hard to get but it was hard considering he was almost if not as much attracted to Min Yoongi as Yoongi was to him.