Stavey was over the moon that her son finally got to meet his dad, so much so that she got bored.
Dustin would do all the parent duties, like cleaning Kayden's clothes and doing his hair real nice and took him shopping for a good Limp Bizkit cd or a music every evening, which left Stavey with nothing parent-ly to do except for some occasional motherly guidance, which she could easily give up the role for by doing something like finding Kayden's real mom.
The quickest and easiest way to contact Rivers about this topic would either be through OnlyFans, or through Leaves Cuomo, who speaks solely on etsy messages, and the best and cheapest option would be to go directly to Leaves.
"Leaves,
I'm bored of being a mom I need to arrange a meeting with Rivers so she can meet her son. I'm begging you to make a meeting, it doesn't matter if she's busy we need to make a meeting"
Leaves took only 2 hours to respond, this was because he had to go check on how his 3d printed dildo was printing, and his response was somewhat positive.
"Stavey,
who the fuck even told you rivers was his mom? nobody but me and the dad and matt bellamy knows, and i know for a fucking fact that they didn't tell you.
rivers paid me off long ago, so i can tell whoever i want, that was 5 years ago and the world has gotten better since then.
anyways, i'll see if i can get her to come to a good drag brunch, there's always a drag brunch.
Sincerely,
Leaves"
Being shocked about the informality of this email, Stavey waited day and night on etsy for a message regarding the plans to meet Rivers, and one day at 2am, Leaves said to meet him the next day at crate + barrel at 2pm.
Stavey told Dustin nothing about these plans, and only said that they were going to crate + barrel to buy a nice plate or something, not to introduce Kayden to his real mother.
2pm rolled by, and dustin was feeling nervous about it. He said goodbye to kayden and said he was just going to the washroom, but he was actually going to the nearest ball pit to shoot up some heroin to calm his nerves, and to soothe the sinking feeling that rivers cuomo was near.
Kayden was getting bored in the crate + barrel, rightfully so because that place isn't too interesting, and Stavey was having trouble locating Leaves.
"I wish that fat stupid fuck had other social media besides etsy." whispered Stave, just in case Leaves was near and head her call him a fat stupid fuck.
Leaves was sitting on a nice wooden table that costs about $2,000, and standing w=right beside him was none other than Rivers Cuomo, the beautiful gorgeous one on earth.
Stavey grabbed Kayden and sprinted at full speed towards the both of them, and rivers' eyes widened to the size of saucers.
Rivers had 2 options, run away from her son, or stay here and confront reality and her little son.
It took her a good bit to decide, and she started walking away a little bit but Kayden started dry heaving so she turned around and felt so guilty and said "im yer mama."
They both hugged, and Rivers told Kayden all about how the world was 5 years ago, and how now the world was a little bit of a better place and it was probably ok to come out and say she had a beautiful boy.
Around this time, Dustin came back, and the heroin was working and stuff so he was walking super slow and he said hello to rivers and took kayden's hand because he knew leaves had something to do with this shit and rivers was going to burst if she didnt get to yell at her right this instant.
Kayden and Dustin fled the crate + barrel, and walked to the nearest store that would be fun, which just so happened to be a sunrise records (love you sunrise records).
Meanwhile back at crate + barrel, rivers was absolutely going off on Leaves.
"HOW DARE YOU. AFTER ALL I DID TO GET YOU TO NOT TELL ANYONE AND YOU GO AND ALERT THE WOMAN MOTHERING MY CHILD? HOW DARE YOU GO MEDDLING IN MY PERSONAL BUSINESS, AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU."
Leaves knew it was the end of her relationship with Rivers just by the way she was sobbing, because Rivers had so many tears coming out of her face she looked like the fucking niagara falls.
Rivers was alerted that Dustin and Kayden were at sunrise, so she went on over to help pick out a nice cd, and a nice cd she did pick. She picked a limited edition gorillaz cd, signed by damon albarn, michael cera, and jamie hewlett, which was a dream come true for all three of them.
Kayden was so excited to finally be reunited with his biological parents that he didn't stop smiling for days, he had to wet his teeth every hour to prevent them from crumbling like chalk, and Rivers and Dustin moved in with Kayden at a nice cute little house with a very nice wall that everyone loved.
