mandu🥟: so I was told that tzuyu was some sort of love expert
limario🐥: I heard that to, apparently she knew about us before we told everyone
mandu🥟: I was told the same
chewy🦌: I wouldn't say I'm a love expert, plus it was obvious jenlisa was real
JisooChrist🐢🐰: I honestly didn't know until they told me and I saw them like everyday
rosie🌸: I kinda did see it but I didn't think they were together
GodJihyo🌵: I honestly didn't believe tzuyu when she told us she saw something between them too
dancemachine🍑: same
satang🐹: I'm with jennie, tzuyu has a talent
dubu🍫: i agree, when I first started liking momo, she right away told me she knew I liked momo
dubu🍫: she lowkey scared me, I felt like she was in my brain
chewy🦌: it was kinda obvious to me
satang🐹: see it's a talent, I was so shocked when dahmo announced their relationship
nabong🐰: she's a true love expert
chewy🦌: I wouldn't go that far, ig I just know you guys enough to see when things change between each other
nabong🐰: sure but you have also told us about other groups that we barely even talk to
satang🐹: true, we aren't that close to gidle but you told us about soojin and shuhua
chewy🦌: well it's not hard to see shuhua is down bad for soojin
limario🐥: now that I remember, I didn't even find out about minnie and miyeon from minnie herself even though we are very close, it was tzuyu who told me
sharon🐧: omg, can you tell me who I'm going to marry
chewy🦌: I don't think I can go as far as telling you who you are going to get married to
satang🐹: are you kidding, you predicted seulgi and irene, they are literally months away from getting married
mandu🥟: I as one of Irene's closes friends and bridesmaid can tell you it is very true
sharon🐧: I'm just saying if you know about any potential lover for me pls let me know
chewy🦌: I pretty sure I'm not the only one in this group that could answer that question for you
GodJihyo🌵: the whole group knows the answer to that
sharon🐧: ????
strawberryprincess🍓: I literally screaming and crying right now
strawberryprincess🍓: how can someone so pretty be this oblivious
mandu🥟: so tzuyu what is your opinion on jisoo and her new man
sharon🐧: I did see that, jisoo did say she was see someone and it was new
rosie🌸: 🙄
chewy🦌: all I know and can tell is that I know it's a fake relationship, just like jennie and tae
limario🐥: obvious it's fake, nini is mine and know one else, plus tae is too gay to even think about girls
chewy🦌: everyone knows tae and jk are in love
dancemachine🍑: wait, taekook is real
mandu🥟: obviously, jk was with us in Paris so I was third wheeling them whole time cuz lili was busy and couldn't come with me
mandu🥟: tae is literally my gay best friend
limario🐥: and kookie is mine
dubu🍫: lets back up a bit so jisoo is also in a fake relationship, I kinda had a feeling
mandu🥟: yeah, I wanted to see if tzuyu could distinguish fake from real, obviously I knew it wasn't real
mandu🥟: now I truly believe tzuyu has great talent
JisooChrist🐢🐰: I honestly don't want to talk about the whole me dating thing
JisooChrist🐢🐰: it cause a bit of problems with the person I was seeing even though they know it's fake
nabong🐰: maybe it's hard to see all the news outlets talk about it while they are trying to continue your relationship
JisooChrist🐢🐰: I'm trying my hardest to keep us together, she's kinda putting a distance between us
rosie🌸: maybe she just needs time to think
chewy🦌: jisoo don't worry, you're each other's endgame
limario🐥: that love expert has spoken, so no need to worry jisoo
JisooChrist🐢🐰: I just hate to being able to talk to her she's been ignoring me
JisooChrist🐢🐰: I was about to ask her to be my girlfriend before all of this happened and now she won't even look at me
rosie🌸: maybe that's what she needs, for her to see that you want to commit to her and not just play with her as you have a fake relationship that the media believes is real
JisooChrist🐢🐰: okay then
JisooChrist🐢🐰: Roseanne Park, will you do me the honor of being my girlfriend with the future purpose of becoming my wife
GodJihyo🌵: WAIT???!!!
ostrich💚: rose was the person you were talking about this whole time
strawberryprincess🍓: 😱😱😱
sharon🐧: I'm so shocked
chewy🦌: I of course already knew
satang🐹: I only knew cuz chewy told me
mandu🥟: lisa and I obviously knew
JisooChrist🐢🐰: so rosie, what do you say
rosie🌸: I think you should come to my house and ask me in person and maybe I'll think about answering your question
JisooChrist🐢🐰: I'm on my way 🏃♀️🏃♀️
limario🐥: pls let chaesoo, my parents live
rosie🌸: Jisoo hurry up if you want me to even consider saying yes
JisooChrist🐢🐰: I'm in the car as we speak
rosie🌸: stop texting then, I don't want you texting and driving
JisooChrist🐢🐰: okay my queen🫡
limario🐥: now who's whipped
JisooChrist🐢🐰: shut up manofoot
rosie🌸: what did I say about texting
JisooChrist🐢🐰: sorry ☹️
rosie🌸: just hurry up and get here
mandu🥟: I've never seen rosie this bossy, she's usually really nice to jisoo while I have lisa tied on a leash
ostrich💚: ew we don't need to know about your kinks
mandu🥟: I meant it metaphoricly
limario🐥: if we did that nini would be the one wearing the leash
mandu🥟: LALISA!!!!
limario🐥: what don't act like you don't like me going hard on you until you can't walk
mandu🥟: pls stop
limario🐥: you maybe boss me around all day but we both know I'm the boss in the sheets 😎
ostrich💚: we beg for you to stop
limario🐥: I love when nini begs for me
mandu🥟: that's it lalisa you are sleeping on the couch
limario🐥: nini no kuma always bothers me and I hate not cuddling with you
mandu🥟: don't worry about kuma, he's sleeping with me on the bed
limario🐥: nini no, you can't replace me with kuma
mandu🥟: well maybe you shouldn't have been saying all of that
limario🐥: nini I'm sorry 😭
mandu🥟: you're still sleeping on the couch but don't worry, I won't take your cats from you, you can cuddle with leo instead
limario🐥: okay 😞
rosie🌸: this is what I have to deal with everyday
strawberryprincess🍓: you're back, so how did it go
JisooChrist🐢🐰: SHE SAID YES!!!
rosie🌸: I mean it's hard not to say no when she comes with flower and chocolates on her knees asking me to be her girl
JisooChrist🐢🐰: it's the least you deserve
ostrich💚: is jisoo going to be a bigger simp than lisa
limario🐥: yes
JisooChrist🐢🐰: no
ostrich💚: I could never be like that for a girl
dancemachine🍑: sure
rosie🌸: if jisoo and I don't respond we are just doing girlfriend thing, no need to worry
limario🐥: ew bro
nabong🐰: all of BP are boo'd up with each other and we are still very single
ostrich💚: and you'll stay single for the rest of your life
nabong🐰: 😑😑
satang🐹: I really want a girlfriend
sharon🐧: me too
strawberryprincess🍓: what a coincidence me too
sharon🐧: we should go out
strawberryprincess🍓: 😊
sharon🐧: and try to find dates so we can double date
strawberryprincess🍓: 😠
dubu🍫: she was so close
strawberryprincess🍓: yet still so very far
strawberryprincess🍓: my heart stopped beating for a couple seconds from the excitement but went right back
sharon🐧: 🤨
dubu🍫: poor chae
sharon🐧: tzuyu help chae and I find girlfriends
chewy🦌: maybe the answer to that is in what you asked
chewy🦌: your future girlfriend is amongst the people closest to you
satang🐹: tzuyu why don't you have a girlfriend, it must be easy since you know when someone likes you
chewy🦌: I actually can't tell if someone likes me
chewy🦌: that's why I don't like know about other people cuz I feel like I'm in their business and I can't even be in a relationship
satang🐹: really....
chewy🦌: when I was like 7 I liked this boy in my class that I thought he liked me back so I told him and he ended up making fun of for the rest of the school year
chewy🦌: then freshman year I liked this girl and thought she didn't like me so I never did anything about it and later she confessed she liked me but was too shy to ask me out
nabong🐰: aw my baby, it's okay there is someone out there for you
satang🐹: yeah what if there's someone out there that likes you currently
chewy🦌: idk I kinda just want to give up on finding love for now, I'm young enough to wait a couple years before being lonely for the rest of my life
strawberryprincess🍓: at my rate I might have to go with you in the future so we are not lonely
dubu🍫: I would join you but I have momo and I am definitely marring her and having 2 kids
dancemachine🍑: we already have 2, boo and dobby plus I want 3 not 2
dubu🍫: I meant human children but okay we can have 3 as long as they all look like you
dancemachine🍑: but I want one to at least look like you and have your intelligence
ostrich💚: we all know they won't be getting intelligence from momo
dancemachine🍑: 😑😑
nabong🐰: jeongyeon don't be so mean what if your children come out dumb
ostrich💚: I would still love them
ostrich💚: and the only way that would happen would be if you were the mother of my children
nabong🐰: you want me to be the mother of your children
ostrich💚: that's not what I mean
nabong🐰: oh, what a shame, I was ready to start having them
ostrich💚: in your dreams
nabong🐰: every night in fact
ostrich💚: weirdo
