Xavier: I think I'm in my quarter life crisis."
Y/N: This guy really thinks he's a quarter way through life.
Xavier: You're right, with my visions I'm more like two/fourths.
Y/N: "Your 7/8, imma kill you."
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Wednesday enters her dorm room to find Enid laying in her bed screaming and Y/N rambling.
Wednesday: What's wrong?
Enid: He's crazy.
Y/N: Crazy, I was crazy once.
Wednesday: No!
Y/N: They locked my in a room, a rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Wednesday and Enid hold each other in fear as Y/N grows louder each time he finishes his joke.
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Y/n: Eugene, how's it going.
Eugene: Going great, I just lost my virginity.
Y/N: That's great, wanna sit down and talk about it?
Eugene: No, my ass still hurts.
Y/N: What!!!!
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Enid: I'm back from class.
Wednesday: What did you learn?
Enid: Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.
Y/N: The fuck does that mean?
Enid: I DON'T KNOW!!
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Xavier: Hey Tyler she wanted you to know how tall you are, you're 6' right?
Tyler: Nah I'm 5'12
Y/N: Nigga that's..! I have to calm down, I almost folded him.
(Calm down, my midnight lookin ass can say it
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Enid: Wednesday can you help me with my homework?
Wednesday: Sure. What's 6 times 3?
Enid: I don't know?
Wednesday: 6 times 3!
Enid: I don't know what is it?
Wednesday: What is it?! Call Y/N.
Enid: What?
Wednesday: Y/N!
Y/N: What's up?
Wednesday: Homework.
Y/N: What's 6 times 3?
Enid: I don't know!
Y/N: 6 three's! What's 6 times 2?
Enid: Oh 12.
Y/N: NOW ADD 6!
Enid: I DONT KNOW WHAT IS IT!!
Y/N: What is it? Call Weems.
Enid: Huh?
Y/N: Ms. Weems!
Weems: Boom! What the problem?
Y/N: Homework!
Weems: I taught you this, What's 6 times 3?
Enid: I don't know.
Weems: If Tyler has 6 times 3 amount of dish soap, how much dish soap does he have?
Enid: I don't know how much?!
Weems: How much?
They all turn to Tyler who has dish soap on the table.
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Ajax and Enid sit in the quad as Y/N and Tyler skil down the quad holding hands.
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FanfictionWednesday Addams, the Gothic emotionless member of the Addams family is sent to Nevermore while there she finds herself in the middle of a mystery with the help of Y/N Corvin, the half breed emotionless student, at Nevermore. Heavy Xavier and Tyler...
