Bungo Stray Dogs Oneshots

Yosano Akiko- Comedic Relief

Warnings: Slight Angst, Venting to Yosano

Pronouns- Yosano- (She/Her), (M/N)-(He/Him)

Gifts- Yosano- Thou Shalt Not Die, (M/N)-All is For Thy- The ability to shapeshift into any type of living creature, excluding plants. Gain the ability of each person. For example if he shapeshifts into Kyouka, he would gain her ability, still having his own. Downside- can only be used for an hour max.

 Yosano's POV:

I sat in my office, hearing a fit of laughter break out in the main room, so I decided to check it out. (M/N) was gone, but there was a mouse running around the room. I sigh, turning back to my room, done with Kunikida's constant complaining. 

All I can hear, besides Kunikida's yelling is (M/N) this, (M/N) that and it annoys me. (M/N) just wants to be himself, and it kills me when they treat him like a toy.

"Dazai-san. We should probably stop now, before Kunikida bursts a blood vessel." I hear Atsushi say, making me relax, thankful for Atsushi being there to get to Dazai. 

I know Dazai, and he'll listen to Atsushi. He wants a redo from Akutagawa. He wanted to make the right choices this time and I'll be eternally thankful that he escaped Mori and met Atsushi. It is changing him for the better, even if he is still mentally unstable.

I groan in annoyance, ear pressed against the door. 

"But Atsushi-kun, we don't even have any paperwork to do, so why not do this for a while. I'm sure (L/N)-chan doesn't mind." Dazai moans, leaning back in his chair, kicking his feet up on his desk.

"Okay I guess." Atsushi answers, looking at Kunikida, eyes pleading for him to tell him to stop. 

Kunikida shakes his head, done with Dazai's bullshit. 

"(M/N) can you become Kunikida?" The mouse scrambles, spinning into a circle, before growing into a perfect match of Kunikida. 

"Look Kunikida. It's you!" Dazai smiles, earning an annoyed look from Kunikida, nodding.

"I see that. Why don't we give (M/N) a break. You know it zaps his energy." Kunikida says, looking at himself in the eyes uncomfortably, (M/N) mouthing 'thank you' back.

(M/N) shifts back to himself, knees wobbly with a throbbing head.

"Hey (L/N) you okay?" Atsushi asks the shapeshifter. 

"Uhh yeah, I just need to get nausea meds from Yosano and sit down and take a break, so I won't be back right away." (M/N) answers, smiling at Atsushi and Kyouka who is standing beside him, helping him with an extra report.

(M/N) hobbles over to the door, opening it, collapsing as soon as the door shuts behind him. 

"Oh my god. Babe are you okay?" I hop up from my desk immediately, helping him up onto the surgery bed. 

"I'm really nauseous, and I feel like I'm gonna pass out." He lets out a shaky breath, staring into my eyes. 

"Okay give me a sec." I search through the medicine cabinet, grabbing the nausea medicine, dropping two pills into my hand.

"Hold these." I hand him the pills. He barely nods, struggling to stay awake. I grab a plastic cup I keep handy, filling it with tap water from the sink. 

"Here." He pops the pills into his mouth and I pour the liquid in slowly. 

"Thanks Akiko." He smiles at me.

"You need to tell them to stop." I glare at him. "You keep getting sick from it. With an ability like yours, use should be limited. You're older than Dazai, don't be afraid to scold him okay." I put his face in my hands, pressing a kiss to his forehead. 

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't do it anymore. I hate being a people pleaser. I feel like comedic relief. I just want a break Akiko." Tears begin to fall from his eyes, as he rests his head on my shoulder, as I stand in front of him. 

"Oh honey don't apologize. Here I have an idea. If Dazai asks you to do it again, just tell him that I said you're not allowed to okay." I suggest, rubbing his back, his grip around my waist tightening.

"I will thank you." He says again. "I love you Akiko." He lets go of the hug, still dizzy and weak. 

"I love you, too, but you need to take a nap to help you feel better. Don't worry I'll cover you." I smile down at him, watching as he lays down, pushing himself under the thin covers.

"Yosano-senpai?" I hear a voice speak on the otherside of the door. 

"Come in." I answer, sitting back at my desk in the far end of the room.

"How's (L/N)" Kyouka asks me.

"He'll be alright, he just needs rest." I answer quickly. 

"Oh okay. Thank you." She whispers, leaving the room. 

"Damn, Dazai really got you good, didn't he honey?" I whisper, getting back to work. 

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I hope you enjoyed this oneshot with Yosano. She's so mommy, u know!? Anyway be safe and stay healthy. Have a fun day/night, love you all <3

                -Luna ;}