Bungo Stray Dogs Oneshots

Ranpo Edogawa- Candy for Kisses?

Warnings: Teeth-rotting fluff

Pronouns- Ranpo- (He/They), (M/N)-(He/him)

Gifts- Ranpo- ✨Autism✨(this is a joke!), (M/N)- None

(M/N)'s POV:

The smell of delicious food burned my nose in a good way. I shut the door, kicking off my shoes, knowing Ranpo will be unbothered by it. 

"Hey honey! What'ya making." (M/N) walking into the kitchen, dropping a small paper bag filled with candy onto the leather couch on my way over.

"I'm making curry rice, since I have the ingredients." He spoke happily, using a wooden spoon to stir the curry. 

"That I bought." I added in, kissing them on the cheek. 

"Yeah but you can't cook so." He shot back, sticking his tongue out at me, eyes squinted shut. 

"Yeah yeah, just don't burn the food." I rolled my eyes, laughing slightly, knowing they wouldn't burn the food. 

Edogawa enjoyed cooking. It was something he tended to hyper-fixate on, not that it bothered me. I always love the food he makes, it never tasted bad and the types of food varied, too, not always a type of Japanese cuisine. 

I pulled out plates, to put the food on. I opened the fridge looking at our wide selection of drinks.

"What do you want to drink?" I asked already pulling out a blueberry Ramune Soda.

"Blueberry Soda!" They beamed, turning off the stove. 

"I knew it." I smiled, grabbing myself a water bottle as well. 

"Hey I'm not that predictable!" He put his hands against his hips, with a sassy look on his face.

"Okay. okay!" I put my hands up in defeat, placing the drinks on the kitchen table. 

I sat down in the wooden chair, cracking open the water bottle, taking a small sip out of it. 

"Here we go!" Ranpo placed the curry on the table, in an elegant manner. 

"This looks amazing Edogawa!" I smiled at him, thanking him for the meal before, taking a bite out of the rice. 

I sighed happily, a pleasant look resting on my face. 

"Like it, (M/N)?" Ranpo laughed at me, green eyes barely noticable. 

"Mmm, yes. It's sooo good." I moaned, taking another happy bite. 

After dinner, I helped Ranpo wash the dishes. I cleaned them while they dried them because they hated the feeling of their fingers pruning up. 

"Thanks for dinner today honey." I smiled at him, drying my hands off with a different and clean towel. 

"Yeah no worries. I just don't know what you used to do without me!" He hugged me, black hair pressing into my chest. 

"I-" I sighed, not wanting to start a debate, so I kissed his hair instead. 

"Is there anything else you want to do today?" They asked, looking up at me.

"No, but I just remembered something." My eyes widened slightly, pulling away from the hug. 

"What is it?" He asked me. 

"I got you something." I spoke, walking into the living room which was like three feet because we shared an apartment. 

"Oooh what is it?" He followed closely on my trail. 

I picked up the bag I left on the couch, and handed it to them. 

"Here you go!" I smiled at him. 

They peeked inside the bag, a huge smile breaking out on their face.

"That's a lot of candy! Thank you" He smiled, sticking his hand in the bag, taking a bite of a kitkat, he opened. 

I smirked, biting the other end of it, leaning closer to press my lips on his, stealing the chocolate covered wafer from his mouth. 

I licked my lips, staring at their blushing face. They pouted, crossing their arms, turning their head away from me.

"Edogawa please!" I laughed at his childish antics. 

"No. You stole my candy." He huffed. 

"I was trading the candy for kisses." I shrugged, satisfied with my actions. 

"Ugh.I hate how much I love you some times." They punched my chest lightly. 

"You love me soo much." I tried to wrap my arms around him in a hug, but he ducked down and I ended up hugging the air.

"Hey." I frowned jokingly while Ranpo laughed at my sad attempt at a hug.

"I'm sorry." He apologized, hugging me from behind, burying his head in my back. 

"It's fine." I flipped around, wrapping my arms around them. 

"I'm tired, can we go to bed?" They asked, eyes shut.

"Mhmm." I picked him up by his thighs, his arms wrapping around my neck, head resting on my shoulder. 

I dropped them down on the bed lightly. He crawled under the blankets, arms reaching out for me like a baby, lifting the sheets welcoming me into the bed with him.

I let out a breathy laugh, laying down, facing them. 

"Goodnight. I love you." Ranpo kissed my lips briefly, before pressing himself into my chest, his arms wrapping around my waist.

"I love you, too." I sighed, pressing my face into their hair, feeling their breathing slow almost instantly.

'Goodnight honey'

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I hope you enjoyed this fluffy oneshot with my favorite autistic boy. Be safe and healthy. Have a good day/night! I love you guys.

                   -Luna OvO