𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑲𝒂𝒕𝒆

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These are just funny incorrect quotes with Everyones favorite Archer should i do this with my Nancy wheeler book?


Y/N: Change is inedible.
Kate: Don't you mean inevitable?
Y/N, spitting out coins: No, I did not.


Y/N: Kate! My face is on fire!
Kate: Y/N! Are you ok?!
Y/N: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Kate: But your face is on fire.
Y/N: Yes.It's much faster than shaving.


Kate: Hey Y/N?
Y/N: Yeah?
Kate: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Y/N:
Y/N: ...What.


Kate: I like your new pants!

Y/N: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Kate: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Y/N: The store can't just give away clothes for free.

Kate: Thats's... not what I meant.

Y/N: That's a terrible way to run a business, Kate.


Kate: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.

Y/N: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.

Kate: ...

Kate: You mean ring bearER, right?

Y/N: ...

Kate: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.


Kate: Kissing can burn 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;) 

Y/N: Are saying that I'm fat?

Kate: No that's not what I meant I-


Kate: The best revenge, really, is being nice! 

Y/N: [in the distance] Or murder.


Kate: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that.

Y/N: You've been?

Kate: Once...in Monopoly.


Kate: I don't do relationships.

Y/N: *exists*

Kate: Shit.


Kate: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Clint: You were flirting with Y/N.
Kate: So what? he's my partner.

Clint: You asked him if he was single.

Kate:
Clint:
And then you cried when he said he wasn't


Clint: I know you snuck out last night, Kate.
Y/N: Play dumb!
Kate: Who's Kate?
Y/N: NOT THAT DUMB!!!


Kate: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Y/N: But are you shuffling?
Kate: Everyday.
Clint: What language are you two speaking??




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