Summary: Y/N is on the Tonight show with Hailee and Florence. Jimmy shows a video of Y/Ns best Bloopers.
Warnings: Swear words
POV: Male Y/N x Hailee steinfeld
Total words: 700
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Tonight me, Hailee and Florence ar going to be on the tonight show.
"Everyone please welcome Y/N L/N!" Jimmy announced while I moonwalked towards my seat, I gave Florence a hug and Hailee a little kiss on the cheek before sitting next to Jimmys desk. "So how are you guys?" Jimmy asked "Im good, thank you Jimmy" We all answer "Okay Y/N we recently got a video with all of your bloopers from your time on marvel sets includng Hawkeye, Spider-man homecoming and avengers end game, shall we watch these bloopers?" We all look at eachother before nodding and looking up at the screen.
BLOOPERS:
"Shit!" I yell before tripping on the stairs, Hailee and Jeremy look at me and laugh before helping me up "Im good, im good. Thats one hell of blooper huh?" I laugh pointing to the camera
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"A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! bum bum bum got any grapes?" I sing in the sets kitchen "Wooh! sing it Y/N!" hailee exclaims before running up to me. I look at her then then the camera and I start dancing with hailee.
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"good morning ladies and gentlemen, today we find a wild Hailee sitting and eating cereal out of a cup" I say holding a fake microphone "shut the hell up" Hailee says flipping the camera off "Oh oh look! There we see a wild florence digging through the cupboards, must be their dinnertime" Florence looks at the camera then Hailee who just shrugs and laughs.
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"But...That's my hotdog" I say looking at Chris evans before he walks off "Chris just stole my hotdog" I say in a sad tone "We need to do this scene Y/N" He says looking at me "Ill do the scene when I get my fucking hot dog back" Chris laughs and eventually gives it back.
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"Hey Jeremy- wait no let me do that again Hey Steve- WHATS YOUR FUCKING NAME DUDE I yell which makes Jeremy and the cast laugh
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"Y/N theres a bee right next to you" Jeremy points out "No worries, they call me the bee whisperer for a reason, hello little b-" the bee moves closer and I jump away "Yeah well Fuck you too!" I flip the bee off and it starts flying towards me "Oh shit! no no im sorry! please go away!" I scream while jumping on the couch. The bee flys away and I sit on the couch "I hope you all learned something special today, never say fuck you to a bee. and that was life lessons with Y/N we will see you next time!" i point at the camera
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"Y/N look here" hailee says pointing to her phone "Y/N opinion on Beyoncé" she asks me "Beyonce? y-you mean queen b? you mean the most iconic woman? dude she such a slay" i say doing the hand thing while Hailee laughs.
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"DIE BITCH" I shout hitting Jeremy who was hiding behind the door "Y/N! Y/N! its just me!" Jeremy yells "I know!" I say continuing to chase him.
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"Try not to fuck it up everyone!" I say glaring at the camera earning laughs from the cast and crew.
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Hailee was filming the behind the scenes and I came up behind her giving a funny look to the camera "yeah so- Y/Ns behind me isnt he?" "Maybe" I say running away
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I hold Hailees pinky with my thumb and my pointer finger and I close my eyes "Skadoosh" I open my eyes and Hailee is still there looking at the camera
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"Bloody hell!" I scream before tripping and falling on the floor while Elizabeth laughs at me "I didnt fall I was just... Giving the floor a hug! yeah thats it" "mhm sure Y/N"
END OF BLOOPERS:
I sit with my head with my hands while the audience and Hailee laugh as hard and as they possibly could "that was the most amazing thing ive ever seen, Jimmy you have to send that to us" Hailee says looking at me smiling "Why thank you Hailee" I say proudly.
