(also what the heck? So many people! DRINK WATER YA THIRSTY)
Umeji POV
I got home safe, I then helped my mother with the groceries and putting them away. She always makes sure the house is stocked with food so everyone can have something to eat, even guests. She's just very kind in that aspect. Well, after all that, I went up to my room to take a shower. While I was in the shower, someone called me.
"Bruv I'm in the goddamned shower what do you-"
"We're here to contact you about your cars extended warranty-"
I decided to scare them off.
"Hello this is Abortion Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce how many I help you?"
The scammer immediately hung up the phone, I take that as an accomplishment. Once I was done with my shower I put my PJs on and hopped into bed.
(Ok... Uhm... So.... I will try to get a smut chapter out but then I'ma be done with this book cause my interest has gone down the gutter, I don't know where it is lol. So, the next chapter might be the smut chapter. Let's vote! Who do you guys want to top? Umeji top or Shin top?? DECIDE)
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Thanks For Protecting Me . . .
FanfictionSo I couldn't find ANYTHING decent with the ship Umeji x Shin soo yeah. This is my first so forgive me if I mess up. Some grammatical and spelling errors. Updates probably everyday if I can. Also mentions of suicide, self harm, and rape! YOU ARE WAR...
