Destiel One-Shots

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Sitting on a bed is two men, or two youtubers, named Castiel and Dean. Right now, there in Castiel's bedroom at his apartment. The room is pretty big, which allows lots of filming area. On the light blue walls, there's posters of bands such as All Time Low, A Day To Remember, Pierce The Veil, and Bring Me The Horizon. In the middle of the room, the bed sits against the far wall with a white fluffy comforter. Across from the bed is a dresser, and a closet. There's also white fairy light draped around the room.

Dressed in grey shirt with the words 'Disregard Females, Acquire Currency' and black skinny jeans is Castiel. Sitting next to him is Dean, dressed in a grey shirt with a red flannel on top and a pair of jeans. Castiel turns on the camera and then returns to his place next to Dean.

"Welcome back, everybody," says Castiel in a cheery voice. "I'm Castiel."

"And I'm Dean."

Castiel nods his head, "Yep. As so many of you have requested, today we're going to do the boyfriend challenge!"

"Here's how it's going to work," Castiel starts. "Me and Dean are going to ask three questions. In a bag beside us," Castiel holds up his bag, "we have substances that are unknown to the other person. Every time one of us gets a question wrong, we smear a substance of our choice on the others face."

"Sounds fun," Dean says, his tone laced with sarcasm.

Castiel kisses Dean's cheek, "Aww, don't be a party pooper. Let's get started."

Dean pulls out his phone, "I'll go first."

"Okay, what's my favorite band?" Dean asks.

Castiel pretends to think for a moment, "Led Zeppelin."

"Lucky guess," Dean says. "Next, what's my favorite food?"

"Really Dean? Give me some hard questions," Castiel says. "Anyway, it's pie."

Dean smiles, "Yep. Okay, who do I love the most?"

Castiel laughs, "That's easy. It's me."

Dean shakes his head, "Nope, it's Baby."

"Close your eyes, Sweetheart," Dean says when he see's the look on Castiel's face.

Dean turns to his bag and pulls out a jar. He turns to the camera and shows that it's a jar of peanut butter. He crouches in front of Castiel and unscrews the jar. He scoops a glob of peanut butter out with two fingers and outs it on Castiel's face. Dean laughs when he flinches and continues applying the sticky substance. He licks his fingers clean and Castiel opens his eyes.

Castiel licks his lips, "Is this peanut butter?"

Dean nods, "Your turn."

"Okay, who was the first youtuber I ever met?"

Dean thinks, "Was it Charlie?"

"Nope," Castiel says popping the 'p'. "It was The King of Hell, or you can call him Crowley."

"Dammit," Dean says.

Castiel gets a substance out of his bag when Dean closes his eyes. The substance turns out to be Mayonnaise and he does the same to Dean did to him. The disgusted look on his face was priceless.

"Next question," Castiel says. "What are all my siblings names?"

"Are you serious? You have like, a hundred brothers and sister," Dean sighs. "Uh, there's Michael, Anna, Balth, Luce, and someone else."

Dean closes his eyes and thinks. They fly open a few moments later, "Oh, yeah, Gabriel! How did I forget him? I mean, he's bangin' my brother."

Castiel nods but doubles over in laughter at the last comment. Once he settles down, he asks the last question.

"Okay, last one. What was I named after?"

"Oh," Dean says. "You're named after an angel. The angel of tears and solitude, right?'

"Wow, uh, yes" Castiel smiles. "For that answer, you get a kiss."

Dean lets out a little "whoop" and leans in for a kiss.