Destiel One-Shots

Who Would-

who would put peeps in the microwave: dean

he would probably find them in the apartment and look at them with absolute disgust. i mean why the hell would would someone eat these? so he obliviously had to burn the things. so into the microwave they go. turns out, the bastards don't really melt. when cas came home, he was met with a angry boyfriend and a plate of melted peeps. and the look of absolute disgust on deans face when cas ate it was disgusting.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: dean

cas doesn't forget. he just doesn't want to. he thinks its wrong to punish the cat just because deans excited. so when they do get it on, they get it on. they're focused. in the zone. when deans in between cas' hips, there's no stopping him. unless its the cat. having a ball of fur pounce on you just when your about to drop off the edge isn't pleasant. it's scary as shit. and seeing dean fall off the bed because of that cat is hilarious.

who breaks the most phones: cas

cas will break a phone like every other month. drips honey on it. cat knocks it on the floor. spilt tea on it. dropped it while trying to eat salsa. charlie has a stash of phones at her house for cas.

who dies first: cas

im gonna do this game wise. lets just say cas sucks at super mario. dean and cas will be playing moo moo meadows and cas will literally run into every single cow during the race. once dean had him play rainbow road. you can imagine how that ended. eventually cas got mad at dean for making him suffer like that and had him re-race him. but cas had to win. that race lasted half an hour.

who is more likely to be kicked out of the bed: dean

dean is a total bed hog. like full spread eagle on his back in the middle of the bed. cas will wake up with no blanket and dean rolled up like a burrito. cas will pull and pull and pull. it doesn't work. good thing cas isn't above bodily harm. with one carefully aimed kick, a second later dean is groaning on the floor. when dean gets back on the bed, cas is rolled up in all the blankets.

who is ticklish: cas

cas is ticklish just about everywhere. and i mean everywhere. the neck, feet, sides, underarms. especially on his inner thighs. he goes crazy. dean uses this to his advantage.