Oh Mein Gott!!

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Hey guys I get to stay home from school today 😎

You may be asking "Why, and is there a way I can also can stay home?"

Well, you need to catch COVID or the worst-fucking-sickness-but-for-a-different-reason

My friend caught COVID last week and didn't come back until yesterday.

I mysteriously got the worst-fucking-sickness-but-for-a-different-reason

Which makes me feel like I'm about to vomit.

I c a n f e e l i t i n t h e b a c k o f m y t h r o a t

Uh so if you want the sickness ™ I can mail it to you in a little glass vial

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