Watered Down Diary

2023ish?

I went through my lovely notes and I found some stuff I wrote down that apparently I heard in the hallway or just at school in general so here's my favorites

"Dear God, let me jork it (as in writing a letter to God)"

I do not remember who said this but I love you

"NO! You can NOT give me backshots 😠😤 tch, irresponsible 8th graders man 😒.."

Sir...I hate to break it to you...but you were most likely also an 8th grader..

"Isn't this so cute? *Shows me a picture of her feet*"

This isn't even my favorite I just have the feeling N said this

"(while crying) pretty girl like you wouldn't be bored with a big boar the things those boars would do to you you you'd be asking- BEGGING for more"

Uhm..Idk if I said even a WORD about N's poem that she told me in social studies during the second half of 4th quarter

But this is the poem!!
And N WAS NOT saying it this time

"GET DOWN AND STROKE YOUR MEAT!! RIGHT NOW!!!!"

I heard someone scream this in a drill sergeant voice at recess

Honestly I should do this but with stuff people said THIS YEAR