Nora: We're back Baby!
(Y/N): And more excitement is on the way!
Nora: I know right? Sheesh, how many more RPG adventures can you get in a series like this? And how many more ladies?
(Y/N): Enough to make your head spin. Well, let's go! To advent...
You got onto the ship with Cloud, all in disguise as Shinra Grunts, and-
(Y/N): There you guys are!
Ruby: How do I look?
(Y/N): Like you're working for Corporate Scumbags.
Ruby: Thanks! I'll take that as a compliment.
Weiss: To be honest, I really don't think this fits me.
Blake: Me either.
Yang: Well, at least it's better than Barret.
Barret was wearing a sailor uniform.
(Y/N):
Barret: Shut up.
(Y/N): Great! Now what about-
Cloud: Found Tifa, Aerith, and Yuffie.
Aerith: Hi (Y/N)! What do you think?
(Y/N): I prefer you in your normal outfit. As a Shinra Grunt, you look ... like a Corporate Bastard Lackey.
Aerith: Yeah, figured.
Yuffie: Tell me about it.
Tifa: What about Red?
Red XIII: I'm right here.
Blake: Uh ... don't you think you'll stick out?
Red XIII: How so?
Blake: Shinra's grunts don't have tails.
Red XIII then got on his hind legs.
Red XIII: Is that better?
Weiss: Still doesn't change the fact that you have a tail. But yes, that is better.
(Y/N): And you look better than Barret.
Barret: If you're done with the insults.
(Y/N): You look like a marshmallow teddy bear.
Girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Barret: (grumbling in rage).
Announcement: Emergency alert! Reports of a suspicious character found! Those not on detail, search the ship. Report when found!
Cloud: Wait, does that mean-
(Y/N): Our big catch. Sephiroth must be here.
Yuffie: Wait, as in THE Sephiroth? OH NO! I'm not going! I may be a kleptomaniac, but I value my-
Yang grabbed Yuffie.
Yang: Come on.
Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Y/N): Good job Yang.
Down in the Cargo Hold...
You guys found him.
(Y/N): THERE HE IS!
Cloud: SEPHIROTH!!
Sephiroth: Who are you?
Cloud: What? It's me, Cloud! Don't you remember? Or do you not recall everyone you slaughtered in Nibelheim?
Sephiroth: The ... time ... is now.
Sephiroth transformed into a massive monstrosity!
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(Y/N): WHAT THE?!
Cloud: That's ... JENOVA!
(Y/N): JENOVA?!
The creature began to attack!
(Y/N): COME ON!!! LET'S GO!!!
Everyone began to attack!
Cloud: METEORRAIN!!!!
TIfa: HAVE SOME OF THIS! WATER KICK!! BEAT RUSH!! DOLPHIN BLOW!!!!
Yang: DID YOU JUST SUMMON A DOLPHIN?!
The creature kept attacking!
Barret: OKAY MOTHER FUCKER! HAVE SOME OF THIS!! GRENADE BOMB!!!
Barret launched a bunch of explosives!
Red XIII: SLED FANG!!!
Red XIII began to brutally bite at the monster's face!
Aerith: Here, this should help!
Aerith casted Hastega on the entire party!
Yuffie: OH ME NEXT! GREASED LIGHTNING!!!
Yuffie slashed with her kunai knife, and then-
(Y/N): HA!!!
You chopped it in half with your Semblance-powered Master Sword!!!
Everyone: Whew. Whew.
You all were extremely tired.
Barret: Okay, seriously! What in the fuck was that thing?
Cloud: That was ... Jenova's arm.
Yuffie: Gag me with a spoon. This is gross.
(Y/N): So Sephiroth actually took Jenova with him?
Blake: And what did he mean by the time is now?
Yang: I bet Cloud could answer that.
Cloud: Alright. Sephiroth went off searching for the Promised Land, so he could become the ruler of the planet... That was 5 years ago. Then Sephiroth came back and killed President Shinra. And then just now, all of us saw Sephiroth.
(Y/N): And he's dragging his mother, who is Jenova off with him to the "Promised Land."
Announcement: Attention everyone, we are now approaching Costa Del Sol.
(Y/N): Oh this should be good!
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(Y/N): AWESOME!!
Yang: It's like a freaking beach paradise!
(Y/N): Almost enough for fun and-
Barret: Ahem, we're not exactly here to have a good time you know.
(Y/N): Yeah, but after everything we've dealt with so far. I think we all need a break. And, Yuffie, don't you even think about stealing things.
Yuffie: Hey, I'm just going to see what there is to eat. And then I'll probably catch a few sun rays, and probably take a dive in the water.
Ruby: Right back at ya!
(Y/N): Well, time to hit the beaches then!
Barret: For fucks sake.
Cloud: No, I agree. This is a good time to take a break.
Red XIII: As degrading as I find this. I think I'll search for food in the trash.
