Enter Paul the Asshole!

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Ruby: Yeah, they're called Team Galactic. 

(Y/N): Team Galactic. So? I doubt they're any different from Team Rocket. 

Meowth: And what does that have to do with- 

(Y/N): I mean, rockets take off for space, and you three are usually- 

James: Yes, very funny. Our minds are out in space. 

Jessie: They're probably just a bunch of posers anyway. 

(Y/N): Whatever. Okay, the first gym leader is a Rock Type Specialist, so maybe this is Chimchar's time to shine! 

Weiss: But- 

(Y/N): I recently taught Chimchar Rocksmash, so he should be able to do it fine! 

Yang: You'd have a better chance, even more so than Meowth learning Payday. 

Meowth: (Sigh) How is it so hard to learn a simple move, an- 

???: OUT OF THE WAY! INJURED POKEMON! 

Barry appeared out of nowhere. 

(Y/N): Barry? What happened? Did you lose to the Gym Leader? 

Barry: NO! Its a monster! His team is so dangerous, a- 

???: How pathetic. Crying to someone else to help you. 

A jerk appeared there. 

Barry: I'm going to fine you for this, Paul! I'll fine you so hard for hurting my Pokemon! 

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Barry: I'm going to fine you for this, Paul! I'll fine you so hard for hurting my Pokemon! 

(Y/N): Paul, huh? Can't you give him a break already? 

Paul: Do you have any badges? 

(Y/N): I am the champion of Three Regions! 

Paul: But do you have any Sinnoh Badges. 

(Y/N): No. 

Paul: I have one, and that makes me superior. 

Weiss: He's even ruder than Blue! How is that possible? 

(Y/N): You want me to humiliate you in battle so hard? 

Paul: I'd like to see you try. 

(Y/N): GRRR! I'M GOING TO BEAT SOME SENSE INTO THAT OVERCOOKED NOODLE THAT YOU CALL A HEAD, NINCOMPOOP!! 

You wanted to beat him up, but Brock held you back! 

Brock: Woah! Let's just settle this the old-fashioned way! 

(Y/N): Fine. Ladies first. 

Paul: If you insist. Go Hariyama! 

Everyone: A HARIYAMA ALREADY?! 

Paul: Ike you (Y/N), I focus on Strong Pokemon. I don't stop so I always keep strong Pokemon in my reserves. 

(Y/N): That's not how I do, Paul. I only use Pokemon that I know will give me a better advantage! If you want, I'll show you how Pikachu rolls. 

Meowth: If I knew any better, this is almost like a cockiness-measuring contest. 

James: Right, those are the kinds of things I prefer to stay out of. 

Ruby: Or you could send both VIctreebel and Cacnea out. 

James thought about Victreebel biting his head, and Cacnea hugging him tightly. 

James: Ah, a nice hug and scalp massage. 

Jessie: What? Are you losing your mind already? 

Pikachu and Hariyama glared at each other. 

(Y/N): Watch and learn, Barry. 

Barry: I don't need to learn how to be a loser! Just avenge me! 

Paul: Use Arm Thrust, Hariyama! 

(Y/N): Pikachu, dodge and use Quick Attack! 

Hariyama's hands began to grow as they tried to hit Pikachu, but Pikachu kept dodging over and over again. 

(Y/N): Now hit him hard! 

Pikachu hit Hariyama and then used Thundershock, paralyzing the Fighting Pokemon! 

(Y/N): Now, one more time! 

Pikachu hit Hariyama with a powerful Thunderbolt, knocking it out! 

Paul: HMPH! Go Murkrow! 

(Y/N): Oh this is going to be easy! 

Paul: Murkrow, use Peck! 

(Y/N): Pikachu, use Rising Voltage! 

Pikachu hit Murkrow and then slammed it to the ground! 

(Y/N): See? 

Paul: ARGH! Go Electabuzz! 

(Y/N): Go Chimchar! 

You sent Chimchar out, and it looked horrified upon seeing Paul. 

(Y/N): Chimchar? Why a- No. YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ABANDONED CHIMCHAR!! 

Ruby: HE WHAT?! OH WHY THAT- 

Yang held her back! 

Ruby: They're in the middle of a fight! 

Paul: Should I care? It was weak. 

(Y/N): SHUT IT! You just don't know how to see potential! 

Paul: Talking to you is pathetic. Electabuzz use Brick Break! 

(Y/N): Use Flame Wheel Chimchar! 

Both Pokemon hit each other and through the clash, Electabuzz overpowered Chimchar! 

(Y/N): I believe in you, Chimchar! You are powerful! NO MATTER WHAT, YOU CAN DO THIS! 

Chimchar charged and hit Electabuzz, and then- 

Weiss: It's evolving already?! 

Weiss: It's evolving already?! 

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Monferno

Paul: How did- Nevermind. Electabuzz use Brick Break! 

But then Monferno easily hit Electabuzz. 

(Y/N): YES! 

Paul: NO! Electabuzz use Thunder Punch! 

(Y/N): Monferno, use Rock Smash! 

Monferno hit Elecatbuzz and knocked it out! 

(Y/N): Well Paul? Who's the superior trainer? 

Paul: Y-You just got lucky. Next time will be different. 

He returned his Pokemon and he walked away. 

Paul: Out of the way. 

He shoved both Ruby and Dawn to the side. 

Dawn: HEY! THAT WAS RUDE! 

Ruby: COME BACK HERE YOU JERK!! THAT WAS- 

(Y/N): Forget about him. It doesn't matter right now. 

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