Joke's End!/Get the Beanstar Back!

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You guys travel north until reaching a palace. 

There Team Cinder was waiting. 

Cinder: Finally, took you long enough. 

Yang: Do you have to be so- 

Cinder: In case you don't remember, some psychotic witch has taken over Lord Bowser's body. We need to get him back. 

Roman: So, we know giving Bowletta the Beanstar is a bad idea. That's why- 

He revealed a fake Beanstar! 

Ruby: What is it? 

Roman: A fake Beanstar. When we find Bowletta and Fawful, we will give them this in exchange for Peach. 

(Y/N): That sounds like it can end in disaster. Bowletta has Cackletta's mind. That won't fool her. 

Penny: It is true. 

Neo: "That's what we said." 

Emerald: Yeah. Are we really sure that this will work. 

Roman: Of course it will! 

And so... 

Fawful was nearby. 

Fawful: Hmmm ... The fink-rats come at last! Now is the time where you hand over the Beanstar!

(Y/N): Okay, here you go. 

You give him the fake, but- 

Fawful blasted you! 

(Y/N): AGH!! 

Fawful: EEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I am laughing at you! I can see through your pathetic designs, you ugly thing! That was a FAKE Beanstar!

He then used his Vacuum Helmet to suck up the Real Beanstar! 

Fawful: IDIOTS OF STUPIDITY! 

Later... 

(Y/N): I TOLD YOU!! 

You punched Roman in the face. 

Roman: BLASTED TWERP!!! 

Cinder: Great! Now what are we going to do? 

(Y/N): Hmmm ... AHA! Hey, Ruby, can you do a good Princess Peach impression? 

Ruby: Why is that? 

She was soon dressed up as Peach. 

Ruby: What's the plan? 

(Y/N): We're going to pretend that you're the real Peach and that Peach is an imposter. That way, you'll be kidnapped. 

Ruby: But I don't want to be kidnapped! 

(Y/N): Well, you'll escape and take back the Beanstar! It's killing two birds in one stone! Besides, you're fast. You got this! 

Penny: Hmmm ... calculations point this out to be a 100% certified plan for success. 

(Y/N): See? Even Penny agrees. 

Ruby: Okay then. 

Soon... 

Fawful: Oh Bowletta, I have the Beanstar!

Bowletta: Seeing through their fake Beanstar ruse and ruining their plan was brilliant!

(Y/N): Well, you failed to see through something else. 

You appeared before them. 

Peach: (Y/N)!!!!

Bowletta: What's that? Do you need something? Or are you finally admitting defeat?

(Y/N): I never admit defeat! I'm taking Peach back! 

Bowletta: Oh, I have to laugh! We would never release Peach to scheming liars like you! EEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Bowletta: What? 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Bowletta: HEY! WHAT'S SO FUNNY?! 

(Y/N): That's not even the real Peach you have. Oh Peachy! 

Ruby cameout dressed like Peach! 

Ruby: (Princess Peach voice) That's correct. We knew that you would try this. So, we prepared a body double in my place. In other words, you fell for it hook line and sinker. 

Bowletta: WHAT?! Forget this cheap knockoff! I'm taking the real Princess Peach!

Fawful blasted you, and then Bowletta threw Peach down and captured Ruby! 

Ruby: Oh no! I've been captured!! 

(Y/N): Peach, are you okay? 

As Bowletta and Fawful took off, Peach shook it off. 

Peach: (Y/N), thank you again for saving me. 

She kissed you, and you blushed. 

(Y/N): All in a day's work. Now the rest is up to Ruby. 

Peach: Are you sure she can- 

(Y/N): She can take care of herself. She's got this. 

And so... 

Ruby was on the repaired Koopa Cruiser with Bowletta and Fawful. 

Bowletta: At last, we have both Princess Peach and the Beanstar!

Fawful: I still have rage over that fake Princess Peach...

Bowletta: They're a smart bunch, I'll give them that. 

Ruby: Oh don't worry, (Y/N) will save me and- 

Bowletta: Say, Princess. Why is there black hair with red dyed tips beneath your blonde hair. 

Ruby: Uh ... 

Fawful: Are you hiding something? 

Ruby: N-No. What makes you say that, I- 

Bowletta: GAH! BEHIND YOU! A HUMONGOUS COCKROACH!! 

Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! 

She jumped and the wig flew off! 

Ruby: Uh .... 

Bowletta: Fawful. Did you see that? 

Fawful: Yes, black hair with red dyed tips. 

Bowletta: Fawful. 

Fawful: Yes? 

Bowletta: Fire at will. 

He fired another shot, which destroyed the dress, leaving Ruby as herself. 

Ruby: Uh ... hi there. 

Bowletta: AGH! HOW DID YOU TRICK US?! 

Ruby: Well, I'm out of here. 

She took off as they both gave chase to her. 

With that... 

Ruby: The Beanstar! 

She smashed the controls with Crescent Rose and took down the forcefield with the Beanstar! 

Ruby: Score one for the good guys! 

Then she grabbed a parachute and put it on her back. 

Ruby: See you later, losers! 

She blew a raspberry and jumped out of the Koopa Cruiser. 

Bowletta: GRAAAAAACK! How could this happen not only once, but twice?!?

Fawful: Shall we chase her now? 

Bowletta: ...No! Instead, we go to the Mushroom Kingdom!

Fawful: M-Mushroom Kingdom?!?

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