Nora: We're back Baby!
(Y/N): And more excitement is on the way!
Nora: I know right? Sheesh, how many more RPG adventures can you get in a series like this? And how many more ladies?
(Y/N): Enough to make your head spin. Well, let's go! To advent...
You were having your kart customized as soon as possible, and well, the race was being broadcasted, so-
At the mansion...
Ruby: HEY! (Y/N) IS ON!!!
Zelda: Really?
Yang: About time! Let's get this show on the road!
Nearly everyone was going to be watching.
Back with you...
You got into your cart, which had your face on it.
(Y/N): ALRIGHT! LET'S RACE!
???: HAHAHAHA! Now this is going to be a fun race then!
(Y/N): DK??!
Yep, Donkey Kong was actually here.
(Y/N): What are you doing here?
Donkey Kong: Because I was promised a whole bunch of bananas for this race! And well, we'll see who's better on the track!
From DK Island...
Diddy: Yeah, now we're talking! DK! DONKEY KONG! DK! DONKEY KONG IS HERE!
Cranky: Oh, would you zip it, you whippersnapper?!
Diddy: Who died and made you b-
Cranky whacked him with his cane.
Diddy: OW!
Cranky: Zip it, you little punk!
Back on the track...
You got up to the first track, which was around all of Toad Town, and Peach's Castle.
(Y/N): Well, this is a good start.
DK came out with his kart!
(Y/N): It's made up of-
Donkey Kong: Barrels? Yep! State-of-the-art, hard wood. Best from DK Island.
(Y/N): Why don't you use what K. Rool had?
Donkey Kong: WHAT?! NO WAY I'M USING THAT!
(Y/N): Right, sorry.
Toad then came out with his cart.
Toad: HA HA! I'm the best!
(Y/N): Doubt get a head of yourself T-
???: And here I am!
Yoshi rode in on his kart.
(Y/N): Yoshi? You too?
Yoshi: Yep! Hi Mom! I'm on TV!
Back at the mansion...
Ruby: (stars in her eyes) MY BABY!!! GO YOSHI! I LOVE YOU, SON!!
Back on the track...
Next rode in-
???: Out of the way, losers! I'm Number One!
Wario raced onto the track with his motorcycle.
(Y/N): What the? What makes you think that, Fatso?
Wario: WAH? I'm conquering this race today, and the money will be all mine! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Y/N): Either that, or you'll get into a deep bind with-
???: COMING THROUGH!
Bowser rode in last.
(Y/N): Oh, Bowser. Nice kart you got there. Oh wait, that's just your clown car, as a racekart!
Bowser: My son designed it himself! Just watch, I'll finally beat you, and my darling Peach will be mine!
(Y/N): Yeah, that's never going to happen. Your kart is lame just like your brain.
Bowser growled under his breath.
Then the flag girl came out.
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Toadette: Hi! I'm Toadette, and I just want to say that I hope you all have fun, and drive as fast as you can! Now, on your marks, get set, GO!!!
And everyone took off, though Wario seemed to be going faster!
Wario: I made sure to stuff my engines with lots of garlic! It's the primary fuel source for my bike! WAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS GOING TO BE SWEET!!! I'LL BE FILTHY STINKING RICH!
(Y/N): Hey, fatass!
Wario: Huh?
(Y/N): HAVE SOME OF THIS!
You threw a banana peel at his kart, and he spun around.
Wario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
He rammed into Bowser.
From somewhere on the track, Mercury and Emerald were watching.
Mercury: Just what was Torchwick thinking hiring this loser to outrace (Y/N)?
Emerald: Yeah, he should have just leaved it to us. Anyway, you ready?
Mercury: You bet!
They got some oil slick ready, and just as they were about to kick it-
Mercury: Hey, what's that?
Emerald: What do y-
A Bob-Omb was thrown near them.
Mercury and Emerald: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
The Bob-Omb exploded and sent them flying right into some bushes!
Wario: DOH! I MISSED!
DK: Nice try buddy! NOW- GET LOST!
DK knocked him to the side.
Wario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
He soon slammed into Toad, who used a Koopa Shell to knock him back.
Toad: HA HA! Eat it!
Wario: GRRR!
He acquired a blue shell.
Wario: We'll see what you think of this! HA!
He threw it.
You were soon on the third lap, but that blue shell was coming in.
(Y/N): Huh? What does that do? OH CRAP! Bowser was about to come in, and-
Bowser: I GOT YOU KNOW (Y/N)! EAT THIS!
He prepared to breathe fire, and you fell back as the Blue shell went for Bowser.
Bowser: HUH?! OH SH-
BOOM!!!!
Bowser was sent flying right into the castle wall. And-
(Y/N): YES!
Toadette: (Y/N) has cleared first place! In second place comes DK!
DK: OH YEAH! In your face, Fatty!
Toadette: Wario has cleared third place.
Wario: ARGH!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! Guess I'll have to think of something else. Hmmm ...
The next track was coming up, and would be taken place on DK Island.
