The next race was to take place on DK Island, and you had your kart ready to go!
(Y/N): Okay! Let's do this!
Toadette: Everyone ready?!
(Y/N): You bet!
Toad: Let's do this! I can still catch up!
Yoshi: Yeah! Let's go!
DK: This is my home turf, and I'm going to take the gold this time!
Wario: Bah! This is my time to shine, you punks! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bowser: THIS TIME! I'LL TAKE OUT TUBBY!
Toadette: On your marks, get set- GO!!
The karts raced off again.
From the mansion...
Pyra: There they go!
Pyrrha: Hmm, you think that Wario character looks off?
Yang: He looks like a cheater; that's what he looks like.
Ruby: And a fat jerk.
Blake: I agree. He seems much more intelligent than Bowser.
Weiss: You're just saying that because-
Mythra: Because he's a total dumbass.
Ruby: Okay, yeah, that's what he is, but still, I think he could try to cheat.
Back on the track...
The karts were launched out of a barrel cannon!
(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
DK: HAHAHAHAHA! FEELS GOOD TO BE RACING ON HOME TURF!!!
Toad: AGH!
Toad was nearly rammed by Wario.
Wario: Come here, you little fungi! You look no better than the toppings I eat on my pizza!
Toad: Uh ...
Toad picked up an acceleration mushroom and sped up!
Bowser got a Fire Flower, and then started through them.
(Y/N): WOAH!! Hey, Yoshi, you think you could-
Yoshi: Oh! Yeah!
Yoshi smirked as a fireball got close and then he ate it.
Bowser: Uh-
He spat it back at Bowser!
Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
He was sent in another direction!
(Y/N): NICE!
On the next lap, you all went through the abandoned Kremling factories, and well-
DK: Man, now this brings back memories.
DK thought about him beating the crap out of K. Rool in his factory, and reclaiming the stolen bananas.
Speaking of-
DK ate a banana and then tried to throw the peel at you-
(Y/N): UH, OH!
You began to drift rapidly to let you spin and deflect it.
DK: No one saw that. That was just luck. Luck!
(Y/N): I wouldn't count on it, buddy!
You blew a raspberry at him and sped off.
DK: (Sigh) Well, I'd rather have him win than-
Wario cuts him off!
DK: HEY!
Wario: YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE, LOSER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
He then farted on the ape.
DK: OKAY THAT DOES IT! YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!!!
Wario kept mocking DK as he kept trying to catch up.
(Y/N): Almost there! Now just got to make sure that-
You looked to see that no Blue Shell was coming.
(Y/N): Whew.
But then you noticed a big bullet bill.
(Y/N): A BULLET BILL?! How d-
It was Bowser.
Bowser: GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I GOT YOU NOW-
But then you picked up a bunch of acceleration mushrooms, and-
(Y/N): Nice try.
You sped off, and Bowser's power-up ran out.
Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Mercury and Emerald were by the finish line.
Mercury: Okay, we get the pit trap ready?
Emerald: You bet! Once he gets there, bam, he falls in! Now, let's wait f-
You ran over the pit trap.
Mercury and Emerald: HUH?!
Bowser: WELL, I CAN S- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
But Bowser fell in.
Mercury and Emerald: Uh oh.
Soon...
Toadette: (Y/N) remains in first place, and it looks like DK is still in second place, and Wario is in third place! But where shall our race head to next?
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Super RWBY Sisters Book 3!!!
FanfictionNora: We're back Baby! (Y/N): And more excitement is on the way! Nora: I know right? Sheesh, how many more RPG adventures can you get in a series like this? And how many more ladies? (Y/N): Enough to make your head spin. Well, let's go! To advent...
