|| Just a buncha incorrect quotes with our favorite DD couple :3 ||
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N: What are you in the mood for?
V: World domination.
N: That's a bit ambitious.
V: You are my world.
N: Aww...
V:
N: Wait—
V:
N: OH..
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N: What's your body count?
V: Do you mean sex or murder?
N: 😟 V-
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N: I eat cheerios because they're heart healthy.
N: And my heart has been severely damaged, so V, if you're out there—
V: IT WAS ONE STICKER!
N: BUT IT WAS MY STICKER!!!
Uzi: WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?—
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N: Operation no more distractions is a go!
*not even 10 seconds later*
N: Oh, look! A butterfly!
N: Aw wait, it wasn't a butterfly.. :(
V: N, Copper-9 has NO LIFE!
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N: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
V: I photosynthesize with this.
N: I'm metamorphosis at you! >:(
Uzi: DO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW MATH?!
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N, watching Uzi's shenanigans with concern: Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
V: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a drone that's on 911's blocked callers list.
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V: If I run and leap at N, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
V, running towards N: Coming in!
N: Wait no V! I'm holding oil!
N: *Drops mug of oil and catches V anyways.*
N: :(
V: >:3
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V: Heh, N sneezes like a girl.
N: How about I pound you like boy?
V: ...
N: ...
V: ...
N: That didn't come out right..
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V: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal.
V: Anyways! *proceeds to brutally murder a family of worker drones*
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V: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers.
N: V... for the last time, we're at a funeral.
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N: I made tea!
V: I don't want tea.
N: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
V: Then why did you tell me?
N: It's a conversation starter!
V: It's a horrible conversation starter.
N: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate :D
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N: Where are you going?
V: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
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N: The risk I took was calculated, but biscuits, boy am I bad at math..
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N, tearing up the room: WHERE ARE THEY?!
N, looking under a pillow: WHO MOVED THEM? WHO MOVED MY CHILDREN!?
N: SOMEBODY MOVED MY M&M'S, NOW I AM GOING TO START KILLING.
V, talking to herself and sweating(she was the one who hid the M&M's): He loves you he loves you he loves you...
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N: V, you love me, right?
V: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
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N: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response..
V: Wow. They sound stupid.
N: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
V: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know.. "Hey! I love you!"
N: I guess you're right. Hey V, I love you!
V: See! Just say that!
N: Biscuits.
V: If that flies over their head then, sorry N, but they're too dumb for you.
N: V...
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N: The stars are so beautiful...!
V: They're just giant balls of gas.
N: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
V: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
N, blushing madly: Oh...
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I really needed to post something so have this :,)
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