|| Murder Drones Oneshots ||

"What if N had dementia?" (has a side of N x V)

|| Suggested/Requested by NammerBammer23
Takes after Pilot; when Uzi blasted N's head off, it kind of gave a small permanent damage on his memory drive. N's head recovered of course but now he has dementia, dementia is an illness that makes a person constantly forget things. ||
(No need for proofread or a warning)

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[ Regular timeline ]

A loud *BANG* was heard from the pod, Uzi heard it just from her workplace in the corpse spire and groaned. She knew exactly what that meant; N forgot how to get out of the pod again. Uzi walked over to the pod and climbed up, only to climb back down inside.

Uzi: "N I told you a million times to remember that you have to CLIMB the ladder to get out of the pod! Why didn't you like; mentally note that or something!?"

N, rubbing his forehead: "Oww.. Sorry... Hehe, I forgot again.."

Uzi sighed

Uzi: "Yeah yeah, you okay? Geez your dementia's getting worse by each hour that passes."

N: "I have dementia? Ohhh! I have dementia!"

Uzi: "Oh robo-god.. You can't even last a second without forgetting anything! Ugh this is getting annoyinggg!"

V: "Oh I'm sorry but weren't YOU the one who like-  I don't know.. BLASTED HIS HEAD OFF?!?"

Uzi turned and glared at the chained V, she forgot V was here. No, check that; she forgot V even existed. And she hoped she'd continue to forget, V was a total pain in the-

N: "Uhhh sorry who are you again? I can't seem to remember.."

Uzi started wheezing at that, not only did SHE forget V. So did N! Hilarious

Uzi: "WHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HE-  HE FORGOT WHO YOU WERE! HAHAHA!!! I CAN'T. NOW HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING FORGOTTEN BITCH??"

V: "OH FUCK YOU!"

V said raising her middle finger up

N: "No really, who-  who are you?"

V: "I'M YOUR COWORKER YOU FUCKING IDIOTIC TRAITOR!! IT'S ME?!? V!"

N: "Coworker.. V?.. Ah! V! Right... Haha, sorry for forgetting you..?" (Traitor?? Me?.. What?)

Uzi: "OH DON'T BE SORRY N, THAT WAS- *wheeze* I-  HAHAHAHAHA-!" (I CAN'T, THAT BITCH TOTALLY DESERVED THAT-!)

V: "Fuck you both"

Uzi: "AHAHA! Ah.. In your dreams you asshole!"

N: "Can we tone down the profanity please?"

V rolled her eyes

V: "Whatever."

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[ What if N had dementia, but in MIDLY Timeline ]
(MIDLY = "Maybe I do like you" fanfic)

Uzi: "Soo.. How's N?"

V: "He forgot who I am."

N rubbed the back of his head with a confused expression

N: "I'm sorry but who are you?"

V: "I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND IDIOT! IT'S ME, V!"

N blushed and tensed up, his tail aggressively facing straight up.

N: "G-Girlfriend?.. V? W-WHAT?? Y-YOU, GIRLFRIEND-  ME???"

Uzi: "That's N alright."

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(402 words)
I'm so sorry it's short, I couldn't really think of good mini story for the MIDLY timeline and I did not have any ideas for a one thousand worded chapter of N having dementia.
[ Fun fact: I listened to the Knife Dance track on loop while writing this ]