01 ;; the rise from the dead

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by astrimars

by astrimars

aussie:
bro. WHAT.

american:
huh

aussie:
bro
ur gf rose
FROM
THE FUXKING
DEAD?!

american:
uhm.
yes.

aussie:
🧍🏻

american:
...

aussie:
...

american:
...

aussie:
ok wtf.
TELL ME
EVERYTHING???

american:
ok, so.

aussie:
SO???

american:
uhm.
ok so like
basically
she like
uh
got into the accident
as u rmb
and then like
she didn't die
but her parents
fooled us
cause she needed
medical treatment
elsewhere
and then they just
cut off all her ties
I don't think
they like me tbh...

aussie:
yeah that was
obvious when they
kicked u out
of the hospital room

american:
OK
THEY DIDNT
KICK ME OUT,
OKAY???

aussie:
bro.

american:
THEY JUST
POLITELY
ASKED ME TO
LEAVE

aussie:
ok wtv

american:
stfu u married hoe

aussie:
IM MARRIED
AND NOT A HOE
WHAT ABOUT IT

american:
if I ask her
to marry me
am I crazy

aussie:
bro.
YES...

american:
but
I want her to
myself
like
I've
gone too long
without her
I want to see
her every single
day...

aussie:
...
man idk

american:
...

aussie:
"I want her
to myself"
bro's becoming
a yandere

american:
bitch I'm not you

aussie:
STFU
I'm not
a yandere

american:
yeah
ure just
crazy obsessive
and possessive

aussie:
ihy.

american:
it's true bro

aussie:
IHY.
seen!