Random KNY one shots

Is this even fake? | {SaneGiyuu}

Theme: Fluff + ?? (idk..)

A/N: THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE SANEGIYUU PICTURE OMFG.. 💀 LIKE OUT OF THE MILLION I HAVE THIS IS MY FAV-

Okay now let me try my hand at that one, like, 'fake relationship' kind of fanfic now :3

"Get the fuck away from me," Sanemi growled, pushing the girl away. This stupid demon slayer kept tailing him everywhere and now she was asking WAY too personal questions. 

"Please!! I promise I'll do whatever for you!! I can be your first everything," she giggled, pushing herself onto his body. (this stupid pedo who I dated for like a month or so (i really don't give a fuck-) told me that he could be my 'first everything' 😶 Like i was so nervous and scared but at least it was all online ✨) 

Sanemi sighed heavily. "Look, I don't like you!!" he groaned.

"Oh? But I'm sure you will tonight~" she said quietly, trying to latch her mouth onto his. 

"Fuck off!!" Sanemi said, pushing her away from him.

"Why?? It's not like you're already dating someone?" she said, crossing her arms. 

Before Sanemi could respond, Giyuu passed by. Sanemi thought of something quickly and grabbed the Hashira's arm. He leaned over, away from the girl, and whispered, "You will fucking go along with what I say and do or I'll make sure Kocho fucking ruins your life."

Giyuu, startled by this, nodded slowly and nervously before backing up to stand next to Sanemi.

"Actually, I am!" Sanemi snapped, glaring at the girl.

"What? Who?" she hissed, glaring at Giyuu. 

Sanemi's whispering to Giyuu had been rather fast so she'd only seen it as though he'd leaned a little too far as he went to grab Giyuu. "Him," Sanemi declared, swinging his arm over Giyuu's shoulder. "He is my boyfriend."

Both Giyuu and the girl looked surprised. But the demon slayer took that as her advantage and pointed at Giyuu. "Look! He's surprised, he's obviously not!!"

Sanemi gave Giyuu a sharp nudge whom cleared his throat and said quietly, as if only talking to Sanemi but loud enough for the girl to hear, "Shi-.. Sanemi, I thought we were keeping this a secret..!"

The girl was irritated at that. "You two are NOT dating!!"

"Oh we fucking are!" Sanemi snapped. Giyuu agreed.

"Then.. then prove it!!" she said, suddenly feeling as if she had the upperhand.

The two Hashira looked at each other, a quick glance of mutual dread passing between the two. "Fine," Sanemi muttered. He grabbed Giyuu by the shoulders and kissed him almost forcefully. Giyuu was quick to kiss back though, and to add a touch to make it look more realistic, he wrapped his arms around Sanemi's neck. They stayed in this lip-lock for about 30 seconds before pulling away, both looking a little flushed for some reason.

The girl was furious. "You.. I.. Just.. just dump him and leave him for me!!"

Giyuu pinched himself and then looked at Sanemi, putting on a quick look of devestatement. "No..! Don't, Sanemi, you wouldn't!!" he cried out, digging his fingernails into his palm until tears rolled down his cheeks.

Sanemi flinched, surprised at this act. He hadn't known what a good actor Giyuu was. "I.. No, no, I won't leave To- Giyuu!! I'm staying with him and you.. ah.. you little fucking slut can go find someone else to torment. Maybe Uzui would like this," he said. He knew Tengen would be able to handle this, and he knew because he had seen the amount of times Tengen had been able to get rid of random creeps who had picked on Mitsuri, and some of the other Hashira.