Why was I sent here ( red vs blue)

Episode 1

(All rights for RVB belongs to rooster teeth I own nothing but my oc)

two soldiers are seen on top of a base, one clad in maroon armor, Simmons, the other in orange, Grif.

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif: It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

Both stare at each other in silence.

Simmons: ...What?! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?

Grif: Oh. Uh... yeah.

Simmons: What was all that stuff about God?

Grif: Uh...hm? Nothing.

Simmons: You wanna talk about it?

Grif: No.

Simmons: You sure?

Grif: Yeah.

Simmons: Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. No way in or out.

Grif: Mm hmm.

Simmons: The only reason that we set up a Red Base here, is because they have a Blue Base over there. And the only reason they have a Blue Base over there, is because we have a Red Base here.

Grif: Yeah. That's because we're fighting each other.

Simmons: No, no. But I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and if they would come take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoopdee-fucking-doo.

Grif: What's up with that anyway? I mean, I signed on to fight some aliens. Next thing I know, Master Chief blows up the whole Covenant armada and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys.

Zoom in on three soldiers watching Grif and Simmons from atop a cliff, one is laying on the ground, Samantha ,wielding a sniper rifle, with one  cobalt armor, Church, and other in aqua armor, Tucker.standing behind

Tucker: What're they doing?

Church slowly turns around to face Tucker,

Church: (aggravated) What?

Tucker: I said, "What are they doing now?"

Church: (frustrated) God damn, I'm getting so sick of answering that question! Why are you even asking me I'm not the one currently looking through the rifle

Tucker: (defensively) She has the fucking rifle, I can't see shit. Don't bitch at me because I'm not going to just sit up here and play with my dick.

Church: (interrupting) Okay, okay, look... I'm assuming their just standing there and talking, okay? (getting angry) That's all they ever do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what I'm assuming they were doing when you asked five minutes ago. So, five minutes from now, when you ask, "What are they doing?" my answer's gonna be, "They're still just talking, and they're still just standing there!"

Both fall silent.

Tucker: ...What're they talking about?

Church: ...You know what? I fucking hate you.

They both turn towards Samantha, as she tosses a piece of paper towards them, which read "once you two are done bickering like a old married couple how about you pay me for my time here, as I haven't gotten a single paycheck"

back with Grif and Simmons.

Grif: Talk about a waste of resources. I mean, we should be out there finding new and intelligent forms of life... you know, fight them.

Simmons: Yeah, no shit. That's why they should put us in charge.

a low angle shot of a soldier in red armor, Sarge, who is seen looking up at Simmons and Grif.

Sarge: Ladies, front and center on the double!

Simmons: Fuck.

Grif: Yes, sir!

( thanks for reading this chapter I hope I will keep updating this story but no promises. I will work on a bio for the next chapter figured i should get back in grove with a chapter before working on the bio, hope the fact the bio is the second chapter is fine with you guys ) ps sorry for any mistakes I haven't written in a while