Why was I sent here ( red vs blue)

Episode 35 (What's Mine is Yours)

(I don't own anything but my original character, everything rvb belongs to rooster teeth,)

At blue base, Tucker, Samantha,  and Caboose are talking on the upper level.

Tucker: Man, Caboose. You were asleep for a long time. What were you dreaming about?

Caboose: Oh, nothing. I do not like to dream. I try not to think while I'm sleeping.

Samantha: " I'm not going to question that"

Tucker: That's pretty much how you function while you're awake, too.

Caboose: I think consistency is important.

Church is seen

Church: Well, you look ok. Then again, that's just the armor. How do you feel?

Samantha: " mentally I don't think he's ok, but that can be said for all of us here"

Caboose: Great! ...Who're you?

Church: Oh, come on! Not this again! How can you seriously not remember me?

Caboose: Oh, of course! I remember you... you're Marvin!

Church: I'm Church!

Caboose: I think I would remember a name that ridiculous. Nope, you are definitely Phil.

Church: You killed me with the tank.

Caboose: Dave!

Church: You insulted my girlfriend. You called her a cow.

Caboose: Karen!

Tucker: Dude, he called her a slut.

Caboose: Phineas?

Samantha: "how often do you call someone's girlfriend a slut and kill people with tanks?"

Church: Your whole life is based around pleasing me.

Samantha: "egotistical much?"

Church: shut up Samantha.

Caboose: Wally.

Church: In fact, I think you're kind of obsessed with being my best friend.

Caboose: Milo?

Caboose turns around and whispers to Tucker, but it is loud enough that Church can hear.

Caboose: Psst. The new guy is pretty full of himself.

Church: New guy? What the- I'm not the new guy. You're the new guy!

Tucker: I don't know. I kinda like it. I could get used to calling you Rookie.

Samantha: " no more listening to him yell orders I don't have to follow"

Church: Oh, yea? Could you get used to me beating you to death?

Samantha: "good luck"

Caboose, again, turns to Tucker.

Caboose: Psst. What's wrong with the rookie? He seems mad.

Church: Oh, son of a bitch.

Caboose: Susan?

At red base, Donut is attempting to jump onto the upper level, with Grif watching over him from above. Donut is making grunting noises as he jumps.

Grif: Donut, there is no way you can jump that high.

Donut pauses for a second after he lands.

Donut: Yes I can.

Donut continues jumping, chanting "Yes I can!" as he jumps. Simmons walks up to Grif.