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Static and radio noises are heard.
Male Voice: Come in Blue Command, come in.
A view of blood gulch
Male Voice: This is Medical Officer DuFresne. I have reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, do you read?
a daylight view of the moon, slowly panning down.
Vic: (distorted) Yes, dude, hello, can you read me? Hello? Check one, check two.
DuFresne: Say again, Blue Command. I do not read.
Vic: (distorted) Check two. Is this thing on? Hello, hello.
DuFresne: Blue Command, please boost your transmission to match communication protocol, Echo, Bravo-
Vic: (audio distortion ends) Yo, I hear you. Calm down, dude, what's going on? Hello, yo, can you hear me, hello?
DuFresne: Uh, roger that Command.
Vic: Sorry 'bout that, I was in the elevator, this thing doesn't work so well in there. What's going on, dude?
DuFresne: Roger tha... uh... is this Blue Command?
Vic: Oh yeah, man, sure, totally! What's goin' on?
DuFresne: You're sure? The Blue Command base?
Vic: Hey, dude. Take it easy. You called me, I didn't call you.
DuFresne: Naw, I know, it's just...
Vic: It's just what, dude?
DuFresne: Never mind. I'm just letting you know that I've reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. I'm gonna make contact with the Blue Squad members.
Vic: Blood Gulch, huh? Alright, let me look here, let me see what it says... Blood Gulch, bleu bleaou bee ehl, bluoea here we go, Blood Gulch, okay. Says here, you wanna make contact with Private Tucker.. ask him about their wounded dude.
DuFresne: Roger that. Any other orders?
Vic: Anything else.. yeah okay, yeah, it says here whatever you do, don't- oh. Okay, never mind dude, I'm not supposed to read you that part, okay, just uh... you'll be okay, just, uh, be very careful. That's all.
DuFresne: ...Great.
Vic: Alright then. Well it's our goal here at Blue Base to provide excellent customer service, and I hope that I have done that today. Uh, if you have any further questions about this radio transmission, you can just, um, you know call back, say "Dude, I've got some questions, what's goin' on." Over and out.
DuFresne: Okay... Private Tucker...
At Blue Base.
Tucker: Hey, Church, we have a problem.
Church: (in cobalt armor again) I am not your mother, so don't come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn't like.
Tucker: I'm telling you, he's crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice
Samantha: "I've heard it once or twice it's pretty weird"
Caboose: No, I didn't.
Tucker: Oh, so you're saying you didn't threaten to cut off my head and give it to Church as a birthday present?
Samantha: "yeah I heard that one while trying to enjoy a sandwich."
Tucker: see even Sammy has heard it!
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Why was I sent here ( red vs blue)
FanfictionI'll hopefully figure out what to put here later (god knows my update schedule)
